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Computer Joke(40)

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  You know it‘s time to re-evaluate your relationship with your computer when…。

  You wake up at 3 o‘clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and you stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

  You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you landscape.

  Your family always knows where you are.

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