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Marriage Joke(61)

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  Husband is reading the news paper……wife comes in and says“honey I love you so much”and then she says“honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms”

  Husband replied,“I also wish that so that I can change you every day like that newspaper”

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