Musician Joke(9)
The choir had just come out of rehearsal.“Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?”Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member,David Grey.“Yes,I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,”said David. Mr. Harris nodded,“You certainly have a fine weapon.”
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