你只是為了讓我感到嫉妒
你只是為了讓我感到嫉妒
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
庫爾佩伯太太幾乎要哭了，她對女傭人說：“瑪麗，我有理由懷疑我的丈夫跟他的秘書有一腿。”瑪麗頓時情緒大變，“我一點也不相信，你這樣說只是為了讓我感到嫉妒而已！！！”
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