He is really somebody

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                        He is really somebody

              -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

             -- He is really somebody. What does he do?

              -- A maintenance man in a cemetery

                   他真是一個大人物

              -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

              -- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的？

             -- 墓地守墓人

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