英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The runways are clear 跑道已清（中英雙語）
66.The runways are clear
66.跑道已清
An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "
當一位飛機售票員也夠例霉的。一位婦女在向他抱怨飛機起飛得太晚，這位售票員真不知如何是好。那位婦女說:“年較人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都會比你們的飛機先到那兒。”
"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."
“好啊售票員平靜地說:“現在我們的飛機跑這正空著呢。”
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