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- 神奇的大鐘--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- talking clock會(huì)說(shuō)話的鐘while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室,賊窩) . what is the big brass gong(鑼) and hammer for? one of his fri...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫送給我的生日禮物--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- gardening glove 園藝手套for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift sug...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 客服中心的錄音系統(tǒng)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "Thank you for calling our Customer Service Department.This call may be recorded for our new CD,America's Funniest Tantrums."感謝您致電客服中心,本次通話可能被全美最好的壞脾氣CD機(jī)所錄音。...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 上次會(huì)議總結(jié)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "here are the minutes from our last meeting:marty wasted 12 minutes,janice wasted 7 minutes,carl wasted 27 minutes,eileen wasted 9 minutes..."這是我們上次會(huì)議的時(shí)間統(tǒng)計(jì):馬丁浪費(fèi)了12分鐘,瞻尼士...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸寫(xiě)的遺囑--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five child...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 三個(gè)商人的不同招牌--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪,蓄意的破壞) to ensue.三個(gè)互相爭(zhēng)生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪,旁觀者等...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 難道生命真的要結(jié)束了嗎--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these ta...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 含糊的概念帶給我的好處--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- creative創(chuàng)造性applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(資格證書(shū),職位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfull...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 可憐的寵物狗和傷心的小男孩--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
- there was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of paddy, and loved mightily. he was very saddened by the fact that he could not take...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的名字氣勢(shì)壓過(guò)長(zhǎng)官-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- what's your name?你叫什么名字?a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 員工和老板的故事--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "This story about Jack and the Giant...it's really about you and your boss,isn't it?"這個(gè)故事寫(xiě)的是關(guān)于杰克和鎮(zhèn)特的事情,...實(shí)際上說(shuō)的是你和你的老板,對(duì)嗎? 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 區(qū)分道德行為和不道德行為--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "We need to draw the line on unethicalbehavior.But let's draw it with an Etch-a-Sketch and don't be afraid to shake it a little."我們需要在不道德的行為上劃一道線(我們需要區(qū)分不道德的行為),讓我們...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 被施了魔法的客戶--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "i'm an enchanted frog.kiss my behind and i'll change into a client!"我是個(gè)被施了魔法的青蛙,親親我的后背,我就能變成你的一個(gè)客戶。 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 制作的新的組織表--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "Who was put in charge of making the new organizational chart?"誰(shuí)負(fù)責(zé)做這幅新的組織表的? 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 老板對(duì)員工的訓(xùn)話--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "You are,without a doubt,the most disorganized person I've ever met!"毫無(wú)疑問(wèn),你是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最沒(méi)有組織能力的人! 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 小廝的小費(fèi)原來(lái)是這樣得來(lái)的-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- doctor swift and the boy斯威夫特博士與小廝a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 如此荒唐的酒吧服務(wù)員-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- clean glass 干凈的杯子 joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty,...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 與辦公室同事分享成功與失敗--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "the key to office politics is to let others share credit for your work...especially when you fail."辦公室政治的關(guān)鍵在于讓別人分享你工作的成績(jī),尤其是當(dāng)你失敗的時(shí)候。 更多...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 國(guó)王所看到的真正男子漢-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- one real man一個(gè)真正的男子漢the ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. he had all the males in his kingdom brought...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 有工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)的新員工-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- a new employee 新員工several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后,被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。what is the meaning...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 調(diào)理好生理厭倦期--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "There will be six designated yawning breaks during my presentation.Please pace your boredom accordingly."在我的講演中將會(huì)有六次特定的打哈欠短停,因此請(qǐng)按部就班地安排好你的厭倦期。...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 人工服務(wù)咨詢--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "For a quick refresher course on how to speak to an actual live person,press 1."人工服務(wù)請(qǐng)按1。 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 叛徒的定義-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
- what is a traitor? 什么叫叛徒?young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"有希望的青年人:“父親,什么叫政治叛徒?”father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party a...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 成功的獨(dú)到見(jiàn)解:機(jī)會(huì)和準(zhǔn)備相遇的地方--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.Failure is where they meet,but can't stand each other."成功在機(jī)會(huì)和準(zhǔn)備相遇的地方,失敗是當(dāng)他們相遇了卻相互不支持。 更多...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 外包業(yè)務(wù)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "When word reached Earth that we don't accept payment for our good deeds,I knew they'd start outsourcing work to us!" 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)小笑話 英文笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事