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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(5):農(nóng)場(chǎng)趣談(雙語)
- unit 5 down on the farm 農(nóng)場(chǎng)趣談the farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.
一位農(nóng)夫正在漆他茅房?jī)?nèi)的墻壁,一不小心由所坐的椅子...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(9):同病相憐(雙語)
- Unit 9 We’re in the Same Boat 同病相憐The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. His friends would often invite him dance parties, but he could never work up...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(8):你的東西放到哪兒去了?(雙語)
- Unit 8 Where Do You Keep Yours? 你的東西放到哪兒去了?The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(7):一位心滿意足的客戶(雙語)
- Unit 7 A Satisfied Customer 一位心滿意足的客戶A rough-looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.“I wanna open a god-damned checking account.”
有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒?..
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(6):慈善應(yīng)由家中做起(雙語)
- Unit 6 Charity Begins at Home 茲善應(yīng)由家中做起Sam Sidney was going dorr to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. One morning fou...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之性與愛笑話(2):也要謙虛為懷(雙語)
- Unit 2 And Modest, Too 也要謙虛為懷“The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon, as mighty as Hercules, as brave as Admiral Nelson, and as graceful as Nureyev.”
“我要結(jié)婚的對(duì)象必須要像所羅...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語笑話之性與愛笑話(1):老馬識(shí)途(雙語)
- Unit 1 Its Advantages 老馬識(shí)途A young vice-president of a bad had embezzled $200,000, and squandered it at the race track. The bank examiners were due the next day, and there was no way he cou...
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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(2):等明年再說(雙語)
- Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再說The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐,她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。“Did you hear about this, dea...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(1):免驚啦!(雙語)
- Unit 1 No Worries 免驚啦!At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, “Mommy, Mommy, can I swimming?”
在游泳池旁,一個(gè)小孩問他媽媽“,媽咪,媽咪,我可不可以下去游泳?”“Certainly not, darl...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之性與愛笑話(4):驕傲的老爸(雙語)
- Unit 4 A Proud Father 驕傲的老爸The concerned father was puzzled because his son’s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, so he called the dean to find out what was...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之性與愛笑話(3):這是個(gè)法律問題(雙語)
- Unit 3 It’s the Law 這是個(gè)法律問題A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
一位身材修長(zhǎng),舉止文雅,穿著光鮮的英國(guó)人向...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(4):別急,慢慢來(雙語)
- Unit 4 Let’s Not Be Hasty 別急,慢慢來Said the wife to the husband. “Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor. This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription an...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(3):喔,真是恩愛的一對(duì)!(雙語)
- unit 3 aw, how sweet! 喔,真是恩愛的一對(duì)!two women friends were having tea. said one to the other, “i’ve been trying to reach my lawyer for a week...”
兩個(gè)女人正在喝茶,其中一位對(duì)另一位說...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事1:你太晚了
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事1:你太晚了 You are too lateOn a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry,"...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(7):一個(gè)感人的告別(雙語)
- Unit 7 A Touching Farewell 一個(gè)感人的告別Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his ha...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(6):渴望愛情(雙語)
- Unit 6 Thirstin’ for Love 渴望愛情Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend’s apartment from time to time, but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plaus...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之婚姻笑話(5):你在哪里遇到你太太呢?(雙語)
- Unit 5 And Where Did You Meet Your Wife? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢?Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. After the barbers had finished, each man was asked if h...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事3:放屁的問題
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Problem with gas
放屁的問題A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this probl...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事2:你做了什么壞事
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事2:What is your offense 你做了什么壞事 It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事5:那就更糟了
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Much worse
那就更糟了Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
警察:有...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事4:假如生活是一臺(tái)電腦
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一臺(tái)電腦you could add/remove someone in your life using the contr...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事8:在黑暗中寫字
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有個(gè)孩子問他爸爸:嘿,爸,你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?The dad...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事7:還這么迷信
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事6:心理醫(yī)生
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事psychiatrist
心理醫(yī)生jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get in...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事9:我考了100分
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一個(gè)狡猾的女孩說:"媽媽,我今天在學(xué)校得了一個(gè)1...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事