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- 三個外科醫生Three Surgeons--雙語幽默笑話
- Three Surgeons
三個外科醫生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三個有...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 舉行雛菊儀式-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:ready,boys.喬恩：準備好了，伙計。jon:time for "rite of the daisy"!喬恩：雛菊儀式開始了。garfield:spare me.加菲貓：饒了我吧。jon:we dress as daisies to be at one with them.喬恩：我們扮成雛菊成為它們...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓與蜘蛛先生的對話-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
- spider:hey!蜘蛛:嗨！spider:are you the guy who squished my brother-in-law?!蜘蛛：你是壓碎我姐夫的那個家伙嗎？garfield:yes.加菲貓：是的。spider:thanks.蜘蛛：謝謝。 更多 英語笑話 英...
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- 模仿鳥兒Imitate Birds--雙語幽默笑話
- Imitate Birds
模仿鳥兒
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”負責人問。
"Imitate birds," the ma...
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- 你是怎樣來的？How Did You Ever Get Here--雙語幽默笑話
- How Did You Ever Get Here
你是怎樣來的？
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I sl...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 喬恩的成績單-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:here's my sixth-grade report card!喬恩：這是我六年級的成績單！jon:my parents were so proud.喬恩：我的父母是如此的驕傲。garfield:"jon has not shoved any crayons up his nose this term."加菲貓：“這...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 一封家信-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:a letter from home.喬恩：家里來了一封信。jon:your family never forgets.喬恩：你的家人沒有忘記。jon:"dear ron..."喬恩：“親愛的喬恩...”garfield:ouch.加菲貓：哎呦。 更多 英語...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![加菲貓喝濃咖啡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small03d35fefaa7e9e633ce6ee476cb1cc291540881253.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲貓喝濃咖啡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[3]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:here,garfield,try this coffee,it's espresso.喬恩：加菲貓，上這兒來，嘗嘗這咖啡，是濃濃的味道。garfield:why the dinky cup?加菲貓：為什么是極小的杯子呢？garfield:(slurk!)擬聲詞。jon:well,what do you th...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓補回錯過的小睡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:let's see.this year i've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps .加菲貓：讓我們看看，今年我已經吃了2190個甜點了，睡了1822次小覺。garfield:oh,no!according to my figures i missed a nap in a...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓對圣誕禮物很是好奇-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:garfield,i know you're excited about christmas.喬恩：加菲貓，我知道圣誕節你很激動。jon:and i know it's only natural to be curious about what's inside your presents.喬恩：我知道僅僅是自然的好奇...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 催單Reminder--雙語幽默笑話
- Reminder
催 單
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 創造性Creative--雙語幽默笑話
- Creative
創造性
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓喜歡吃花盆里的植物-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:i told the woman at the flower shop i was tired of you eating my plants.喬恩：我告訴了花店里的婦女，我厭倦了你吃我的植物。jon:she said you wouldn't harm this one.喬恩：他說你不敢傷害這個。jon:b...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓想去遠足-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:can we take a 50-mile hike today,jon?加菲貓：我們今天可以進行50英里的遠足嗎,喬恩？garfield:huh? can we? can we? can we？加菲貓：嗯？我們嗎？我們嗎？我們嗎？jon:you're drinking too much coffee,garfie...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓看電視-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- tv:nothing is showing up on the computer radar so i'll put a nice "mr sunshine"right here.電視：沒有什么內容顯示在計算機上，我將把漂亮的陽光先生留在這兒。tv:but satellite pictures show an approac...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 安眠藥Sleeping Pills--雙語幽默笑話
- Sleeping Pills
安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個壞印象A Bad Impression--雙語幽默笑話
- A Bad Impression
一個壞印象
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of tro...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 喬恩與加菲貓嚴肅的對話-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon：are you ever serious,garfield?喬恩：你過去很嚴肅的，是不，加菲貓？garfield:i guess not.加菲貓：我想不是。garfield:it's hard to be serious when you're naked!加菲貓：當你是裸體的時候是很難保持嚴肅的！...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![偉大的廚師與偉大的食用者-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small206f2ad2240caa0241b33793be5945181540881255.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 偉大的廚師與偉大的食用者-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts.喬恩：偉大的廚師能夠計算出食物的外觀。garfield:(gup!)加菲貓：大聲吞咽的聲音。garfield:but great eaters know it's the amount of food th...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 新發現New Discovery--雙語幽默笑話
- New Discovery
新發現
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flash...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的高招A Soldier's Brilliant Idea--雙語幽默笑話
- A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
士兵的高招
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 熱與冷Chaude and Cold--雙語幽默笑話
- Chaude and Cold
熱與冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
蒙特利...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 喬恩的妙計-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:do you know how to get a finicky cat to eat his cat food?喬恩:你知道如何讓一個苛求的貓去吃貓食嗎？jon:pretend you're going to take it away from him.喬恩：假裝你要把食物從它面前拿走。jon:it wo...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 其余的事由我負責I'll See to the Rest--雙語幽默笑話
- I'll See to the Rest
其余的事由我負責
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl insid...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 加菲貓的提問-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
- Garfield:What does one have to do to get one's belly scratched around here?加菲貓：使某人的肚子感到瘙癢這個人必須怎么做？更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼續關注 英語...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
