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- 開車逆行的高齡老司機--雙語幽默笑話
- There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman drivi...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒有一個被淋濕--雙語幽默笑話
- a: i saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.a：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。b: oh, that must be a very big umbrella.b：啊？那一定是把很大的傘吧！a: no, it wasn't rain...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 握手力度大的推銷員--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Of course I remember you.You're the salesman with the firm handshake."我當然記得你，你是那個握手勁很大的推銷員！ 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和...
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- 法式接吻--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I caught Larry french-kissing his coffee cup again."我又看見拉里和他的咖啡杯“法式接吻”了。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼續關注...
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- 音響效果引起的錯覺--雙語幽默笑話
- at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother peop...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老板對我的幫助--雙語幽默笑話
- smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic（閣樓） and the garage."史密...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 保持清醒的頭腦看演講--雙語幽默漫畫
- height="271" alt="漫畫.jpg" width="346" src="/d/file/201205/67afb3b3bc0cf82c1f6605817ffd1cfc.jpg" />"i had to quit drinking coffee.it keeps me awake during presentations."我必須停止喝咖啡，在聽...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 對整個世界的占領無欲望--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I don't want to conquer the world,I just want to intimidate my computer!"我不想占領整個世界，我只是想嚇唬嚇唬我的電腦！ 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相...
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- 小老頭的長壽秘方--雙語幽默笑話
- a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（門廊）.一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。i couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. what's your secret fo...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 恩愛的夫妻--雙語幽默笑話
- an old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one coca cola and one portion of french fries. the old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite him, and he began...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 將計就計--雙語幽默笑話
- walking up to a department store's fabric（織物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "i would like to buy this material for a new dress. how much does it cost?"一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺，...
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- 夢里比現實更聰明--雙語幽默笑話
- when a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "i remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being i've forgotten i...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 缺乏影響力的演講--雙語幽默漫畫
- "my presentation lacks power and it has no point.i assumed the software would take care of that!"我的演講缺少影響力，也沒有觀點，我想我的軟件能注意到這一點。 更多 英語笑話...
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- 對備忘錄的全面忽略--雙語幽默漫畫
- "if it's only a memo,i ignore it.if it's marked 'urgent',i ignore it immediately."如果這只是一個備忘，我忽略它。如果這還有“緊急”標記，我立刻忽略它。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑...
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- 彼此竭盡全力--雙語幽默笑話
- "professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the low...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 交換彼此對方的三明治--雙語幽默笑話
- two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat yo...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 通過搶凳子游戲達到裁員的效果--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Round up my staff for a game of musical chairs...but don't mention anything about downsizing!"把員工集中起來做一個“搶凳子”游戲。。。但是別透露任何關于裁員的消息！ 更多...
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- 職場潛規則--雙語幽默漫畫
- "We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people.You may be overqualified."我們希望找個不怕解雇員工的人，你最合適了。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 是誰導致的饑荒--雙語幽默笑話
- a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."胖子說：“看你的樣子，...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 手表在哪里--雙語幽默笑話
- nurse: how do you feel after your operation?護士：手術后你感覺怎樣？patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。nurse: no...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 主人印象中的副校長--雙語幽默笑話
- at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vi...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 對鼓產生的想法--雙語幽默笑話
- ma: pa, i don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got johnny for christmas.媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節時給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。pa: why not?爸：為什么？ma: they gave him a knife a...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 頭一天的證據--雙語幽默笑話
- teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。walter: what was it?沃爾特：我吃了什么？teach...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 按步驟辦事--雙語幽默笑話
- once two hunters went hunting in the forest. one of them suddenly fell down by accident. he showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.兩個獵人進森林里打獵，其中一個獵人...
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- 孩子爸爸的解決方法--雙語幽默笑話
- a mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. she immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
