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- 醫生給病人診斷后的建議--雙語幽默漫畫
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"Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk."你的X光透視顯示有3個橡皮筋，少...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 每年都是我的生日--雙語幽默笑話
- professor: when is your birthday?教授：你的生日是什么時候？kid: may 30.孩子：5月30日。professor: which year?教授：哪一年？kid: every year.孩子：每年都是。
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2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 芭蕾表演觀后感--雙語幽默笑話
- On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were talle...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 輕松購買錄像機的妙招--雙語幽默笑話
- amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說。but on th...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 生活在當代的榮幸--雙語幽默笑話
- a young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her t...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 觸類旁通的效果--雙語幽默笑話
- a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got something in...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸不在畫中的合理解釋--雙語幽默笑話
- two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”"yes," said the yo...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 如何檢驗自我通道--雙語幽默漫畫
- "When my ego senses potential damage,the air bags are deployed!"當我的自我測道潛在損壞時，這些氣球就膨脹了。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 提倡低碳飲食--雙語幽默漫畫
- today's rawhide donuts were donated by midtown pet supply for our low-carb dieters.為了給我們提供低炭飲食，今日的生皮面包圈由近郊的寵物捐助。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文...
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- 到底是誰在拽貓尾巴--雙語幽默笑話
- it's not my fault不是我的錯mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：你不該拽貓的尾巴。daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 出乎意料的事情--雙語幽默笑話
- a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at bre...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不相關的比較--雙語幽默笑話
- comparison 比較 geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). so i don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老鼠夾上的奶酪--雙語幽默笑話
- so hospitable the boy is好客的男孩the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment a...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鳥類中的炸雞--雙語幽默笑話
- fried chicken喜歡炸雞in class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. then he asked one of the students, what kind of bird do you like best, jack?老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 多任務專家的老板--雙語幽默漫畫
- "my boss is a master at multitasking.he can do nothing ten different ways at the same time."我的老板是個多任務專家，他能同時用十種辦法不干任何事情。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 瑣碎的管理--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Some people have accused me of micromanaging!Do you agree with them? If so,say yes."有人指責我管理太瑣碎，你是否同意？如果是，說“Yes”。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 工作上希望得到大家的肯定--雙語幽默漫畫
- "i'm willing to work for less pay if everyone agrees to always let me right about everything."如果每個人都同意我每件事都是對的，我愿意少拿薪水多干活。 更多 英語笑話 英語小...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 生意場上通向成功的技巧--雙語幽默漫畫
- "the dinosaurs became extinct because they were large and slow.in business,being small is a great adwantage!"恐龍滅絕了是因為它們大而慢。在生意場上，做小是個很大的優點！ 更...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 測試聽力--雙語幽默笑話
- on a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"在一個鄉村路上，一警察讓這個農民靠邊停車，說：“先生，你意識到...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小販手里的結實瓦盆--雙語幽默笑話
- a peddler（小販） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." at the time of his knocking, t...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 令偷盜者高興的便條--雙語幽默笑話
- mrs brown was going out for the day. she locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: nobody home. don't leave anything.布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語腦筋急轉彎
- Questions:
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養長頸鹿最不花錢？
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光浴？
3. Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？
4. Why ar...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 使人變得更緊張的放松--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I'm finally learning how to relax.Unfortunately,relaxation makes me tense."最終我還是學會了如何放松。但不幸的是，放松使我緊張。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 辦公室安全制度的制定--雙語幽默漫畫
- "We've established new security standards in the office,so don't forget to use the ecret-say ode-cay."我們已經制定了有關辦公室安全的制度，因此別忘了使用口令。 更多 英語笑...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最后一名上車者的身份--雙語幽默笑話
- the bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。it is too crowded, they shouted. who do...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
