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- 公司為員工提供成長的空間--雙語幽默漫畫
- "At this company we provide excellent opportunities for growth.If that's a problem for you,stay away from the break room."本公司為您提供非常好的成長機會，如果對你來說有問題，請離休息室遠點。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 費神打掃衛生后的效果--雙語幽默笑話
- several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we w...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 錢和朋友孰輕孰重--雙語幽默笑話
- a: which do you find more important, money or friends?甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要？b: friends, of course.乙：當然是朋友。a: why?甲：為什么？b: i can always borrow money from friends.乙：我總可以從朋友...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 升級版的補丁--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Install a patch for the update of the new version.If that doesn't work,install the new version of the update for the patch.If all else fails,install a patch for the new version of the update...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 股票下跌的緣由--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Every time you yell at me,your body temperature rises,the air conditioner has to work harder,energy costs go up,profits go down,and your stock loses value."每次你沖我大喊時，你的體溫升高，空調不...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 保全大局舍手表--雙語幽默笑話
- policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢？man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 重點是事情而不是人--雙語幽默漫畫
- "it's not what you know that matters or who you know.it's what you know about who you know!"你知道什么事兒或者你認識誰不重要，重要的是你知道關于你認識的人的事情。 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 自相矛盾的話語--雙語幽默漫畫
- "We need to form a conflict-resolution team to settle the dispute over who should be closen for our conflict-resolution team."我們應該成立一個爭議解決小組來解決“誰應被派到爭議解決小組中去”...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 貨物推遲到達的原因--雙語幽默漫畫
- "The shipment will be delayed.We were supposed to order the trucks to get loaded at 9:00 AM,but we accidentally ordered the truckers to get loaded at 9:00 AM."貨物將推遲到達，因為，我們原來預定的...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 杯水救火災--雙語幽默笑話
- Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman r...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 考試前的問題--雙語幽默笑話
- professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？student: what's the name of this course?學生：考試科目的名稱是什么？
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2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 身體里流淌著巴尼亞的血液--雙語幽默笑話
- a rich sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. he got it from a poor short bania. sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.富有的薩達爾需要血液來完成他的心臟手術，他從貧窮的巴尼亞那里得到了血液...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 依次等待回復電話--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Please continue to hold.Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received,unless we hear a lot of loud,obnoxious sighing."請不要掛機，我們將按照呼入順序回復電話，除非我們聽到許多...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 確保信息的安全--雙語幽默漫畫
- "the boss is worried about information security,so he sends his messages one alphabet letter at a time in random sequence."老板很在乎信息安全問題,因此,他發信息時隨機地發字母....
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 能夠起到救人作用的物理課--雙語幽默笑話
- at a pre-med university in st. louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. one day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. a student rudely interrupted to ask...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 射擊命中率為零的士兵--雙語幽默笑話
- peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. he did quite well in everything except shooting.彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個月...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為報紙上的競賽競選最佳答案--雙語幽默笑話
- an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集會） for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scie...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的銷售員--雙語幽默漫畫
- "If all else fails,I'm not above using my sex appeal to help me close a sale."如果別的辦法都失敗了, 我不得不用我的性吸引來幫我完成銷售. 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 成功的味道--雙語幽默漫畫
- "The sweet smell of success?Where I work,it smells like my boss's cologne,which smells a lot like dirty socks."成功的甜味道?在我工作的地方,聞起來像老板的古龍香水,參雜著臭襪子的味道....
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 絞盡腦汁的漁夫--雙語幽默笑話
- simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. but there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders（掙扎，比目魚） . he imme...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 餐廳里的驅蠅妙招--雙語幽默笑話
- there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"有位客人問餐廳的服務生：蘇珊，你們店里都沒有蒼蠅，你是怎...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫生的良丹妙藥--雙語幽默笑話
- a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟醫生說：...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不合理的解釋--雙語幽默漫畫
- "i'm having trouble finishing my presentation.my computer keeps going to sleep!"我的演講稿無法寫完,因為我的電腦一直在休眠狀態. 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 抓住最原本的利潤--雙語幽默漫畫
- "remember:if life hands you lemons,make lemon furniture polish.it's more profitable than lemonade."記住:如果生命給了你檸檬,請把檸檬家具擦亮.這比檸檬水有利潤多了。 更多...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 吝嗇鬼的本性--雙語幽默笑話
- when a very miserly（吝嗇的） man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the yama king reproached（責斥） him, saying, "you stingy ghost! when you were alive, you clung hard to everythin...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
