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- 英漢雙語笑話：分蘋果 Sharing the Apples
- sharing the apples
harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. share them with your sister, she said.so harry gave the small one to his little sister and started...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語：解讀美國50個州的座右銘
- alabama: yes, we have electricity阿拉巴馬州：是的，我們有電！alaska: 11,623 eskimos can't be wrong!阿拉斯加州：一萬一千六百二十三名愛斯基...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語順口溜
- 1.Good, better, best,never let it rest,till good is better,and better is best.2.I shall not see the shadows,I shall not feel the r...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語：讓人笑掉下巴的庭審記錄
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- 英漢雙語笑話：比你跑得快就夠了
- two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. the bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. the...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：孩子是從哪里來的？
- husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
after 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.she goes balistic, "you impotent bas*ard! how could you lie to me all...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：如此泄憤
- husband: everytime i hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?wife: i clean the toilet seat.............husband: how does it helpwife: i use your toothbrush!!!!丈夫：每次我揍...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國知識分子的奪命幽默：交朋友（雙語）
- hello, six-year-old child.seeing as how fate has brought us together here, in the crowded coach section of this expensive airplane...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?
- how could anyone stoop so low?our manager at the restaurant where i worked was a much beloved, jovial man. but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or,...
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- 雙語閱讀：一分一塊錢 A dollar per point
- a professor was giving a big test one day to his students. he handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。once the t...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：相親 Blind Date
- 相親 Blind Date After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he woul...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：精明的家庭主婦 A Smart Housewife
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。She...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：免費(fèi)的建議？Free advice?
- a doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. after an hour o...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語：十大經(jīng)典店鋪口號
- 1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."一家消聲器店外："根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽到你來了！"2.outside a hot...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：時間對豬有什么意義 What's time to a pig?
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
- the little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "it's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite?" "ah, ye...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默經(jīng)典：喜劇演員的搞笑語錄 笑不笑由你
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"if you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me."--bobcat goldthwait"i've...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Humor：和奧巴馬學(xué)習(xí)經(jīng)典的美式幽默
- 奧巴馬參加了一年一度的白宮記者協(xié)會晚宴，秉承歷屆總統(tǒng)的傳統(tǒng)，既嘲弄他人，也拿自己開涮，盡顯美國式幽默。要說搞笑，奧巴馬知道自己比不上前任小布什，所以他先聲明：i must confess i really did not want to be here tonight....
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：The Rescue
- a man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. people were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. they were all shouting."give me your hand!" but th...
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- 英語笑話：Mother Mouse
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof,...
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- 英語笑話：A Letter from Mom
- dear son,i'm writing this slow, cause i know you can't read fast. we don't live where we did when you first left. your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home...
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- 英語笑話：Roles And How We Play Them
- Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on be...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：夫妻英語笑話8則
- JOKE 1Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you dailyJOKE 2A little...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Prepare Yourself 做好準(zhǔn)備
- prepare yourselfa story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he recei...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Part-time Job 業(yè)余工作
- part-time jobwhen my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles."how was your first day?" i asked."it was great, dad,"...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
