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- 英漢雙語笑話：Flunking Math 數學沒及格
- flunking mathmy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student....
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Virtue 美德
- virtue many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of new york at binghamton as a faculty member. one day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Plagiarism 抄襲
- plagiarisma friend of mine who teachs european history at washington university in st. louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. he summoned the student to his office. "t...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之族
- a trip to disney on a trip to disney world in florida, my husband and i adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. after three exhausting days, w...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Difference 區別
- difference "i can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：A Family Rule 家規
- a family rulemr. and mrs. jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, mrs. jones said to her husband, "there is a good film at the cinema tonight. can we go and see it?"mr. jo...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：An Old Couple's Quarrel 老夫妻吵架
- an old couple's quarrela couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. the loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "i'll law you to the...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Twin Lobsters 孿生龍蝦
- twin lobstersonce i had achieved success as an entertainer, i wanted to impress my mom. i brought her to las vegas for dinner at caesar's palace. among other items, the menu listed "twin lobs...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：A Fine Match 勢均力敵
- a fine match one day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. she was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. there she bought a m...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：The Same Service 同樣的服務
- the same service a man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：I Don't Know Her 我還不認識她呢
- i don't know hera couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing."why don't you do that?" said the wife."honey," replied her husband, "i don&...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Persistance 纏住不放
- persistance returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?""uncle richie and i don't...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Keep the Change 不用找了
- Keep the ChangeOne sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchase...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Treat 款待
- treatas a rookie in the atlantic city, n.j., police department, i was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. hardly a day went by when i didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Imitation 模 仿
- imitation a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Bedtime Prayers 睡前禱告詞
- bedtime prayers julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."her mother interrupted and said. "julie, why...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：I'm Glad 我很高興
- i'm glada sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?""please, teacher," said a sm...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：A Problem in Arithmetic 一個數學問題
- a problem in arithmeticbill is a good student and an intelligent boy. he likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.one day on his way to school bill pa...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Lucky Mother 幸運的母親
- lucky mothera young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting he...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常
- things have been okaya young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one mo...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：That's Why 原來如此
- that's whyjimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. he painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of mon...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Skunk 臭鼬
- skunk"we have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "how can we get it out?""take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the bas...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：A Mistake 搞錯了
- a mistake
an amercian, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered st. peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "give me...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Good News And Bad News 好消息和壞消息
- good news and bad news
"there's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client."i could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "what's it?""your wife isn't demanding that...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Perfect Match 絕 配
- perfect match
a wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. several painters try to match the shade, but n...
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