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- 英漢雙語笑話：Only Once 只有一次
- only once
a novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "i understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried."yes, he was," the man replied."do you actually put your head in...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最偉大的擊劍手
- the world's greatest swordsman
at an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. a fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half....
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Starstruck 追星族
- starstrucki have been starstruck since i was a little girl, so i was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when i spotted the actor ernest borgnine walking in my direction on new york'...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Large Uniforms 大制服
- Large UniformsDuring our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill instructor tol...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Visual Training 視力訓練
- visual trainingthe squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so far away...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Quick Reaction 快速反應
- quick reaction
my battery commander and i were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. the selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, plus the ab...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：West Point 西點軍校
- West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Speed Limit 速度限制
- speed limit
the british raf base where i was stationed as part of a contingent of usaf personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. after a rash of minor vehi...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Early Shopper 采購過早
- early shopper
it was christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "what are you charged with?" he asked."doing my christmas shopping early," replied the d...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Best Reward 最好的獎賞
- Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him."The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If t...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：None Other Than a Soldier 正是士兵
- none other than a soldieras a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, i was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own m-16 rifle. while we were working on the weapons, one sol...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
- i didn't know that i was so far back already!a big battle was going on during the first world war. guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. after an hour of this, one...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Keep the Change 零錢不用找了
- keep the change
selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, i got into an argument with a prospective customer. he was interested in buying the pocket book of ogden nash but claimed it w...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Wings 翅膀
- Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Camera 照相機
- Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked th...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Good Points and Bad Points 優缺點
- good points and bad points
"this house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. to show you i'm honest, i'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - ther...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Too Polite 太有禮貌
- too polite
a woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. the manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grum...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Three Whistles 三聲口哨
- Three Whistles I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Reminder 催單
- Reminder In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were r...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Creative 創造性
- Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent thr...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英漢雙語笑話：Sleeping Pills 安眠藥
- sleeping pills
bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.sunday night bob took the pills, slept well and w...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Midway Tactics 中間戰術
- midway tactics
three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem to ensue.the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "gigantic sale!" and "...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Imitate Birds 模仿鳥兒
- imitate birds
a man tried to get a job in a stage show. "what can you do?" asked the producer."imitate birds," the man said."are you kidding?" answered the producer, "people like that are a...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎樣來的？
- how did you ever get here
one winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "it was so slippery out that for every step i took ahead, i slipped back tw...
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- 英漢雙語笑話：Three Surgeons 三個外科醫生
- three surgeons
three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist.""that's nothing," said...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
