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- 囚犯的經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitor’s day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sa...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 描述尋找當(dāng)中的出納員--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the f...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 找出了問(wèn)題的根源所在--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "tech support says the problem is located somewhere between the keyboard and my chair."技術(shù)支持部門(mén)認(rèn)為這個(gè)問(wèn)題存在于鍵盤(pán)和我椅子之間的某個(gè)地方。 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑...
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- 講求效率的工作--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "We don't pay extra for overtime.If we let you work more than 8 hours a day,we figure you owe us a volume discount."我們不支付加班費(fèi),如果我們讓你每天工作超過(guò)8小時(shí),我們認(rèn)為你在工作量上給我們打...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 昂貴的律師咨詢(xún)費(fèi)--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”有個(gè)人打電話(huà)給律師，問(wèn)道：“你回答三個(gè)問(wèn)題的收費(fèi)是多少錢(qián)？律師回答說(shuō)：「...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- “過(guò)早采購(gòu)”也是一種犯罪--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
有個(gè)犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問(wèn)他：“你犯了什么罪？”
The offender said, "I went s...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 政治錯(cuò)誤中的錯(cuò)誤--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "And now they're telling me it's politically incorrect to use the term 'politically incorrect'!"現(xiàn)在他們告訴我用"政治錯(cuò)誤"這個(gè)詞是個(gè)政治錯(cuò)誤。 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)...
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- 盜取賬號(hào)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "How could somebody steal my dentity when I still haven't figured out who I am?"在我還沒(méi)有表明我是誰(shuí)的時(shí)候,別人怎么就已經(jīng)能把我的賬號(hào)盜走呢? 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 英...
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- 失主與偷盜者交流經(jīng)驗(yàn)--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
一個(gè)人來(lái)到警察局...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 銷(xiāo)售的重復(fù)戰(zhàn)術(shù)--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- in a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,銷(xiāo)售公司的老板對(duì)一位員工訓(xùn)話(huà)：
"the main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! that's the key! if you have a produc...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 低碳生活--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "The low-carb people demanded it."低炭人群需要它. 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 英文笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 具有良好的人類(lèi)技能--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "Yes,I think I have good people skills.What kind of idiot question is that?"是的,我想我具有良好的人類(lèi)技能,這個(gè)問(wèn)題多傻啊! 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 英文笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)幽默小故...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 制定壓力管理方案--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "i've developed a stress management program based on the shut up and stop whining principle."我以"閉嘴"和"停止哀鳴"為原則設(shè)計(jì)了一套壓力管理方案. 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)...
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- 組織支持性群體--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "you're not being paid what you're worth and i'm going to do something about it.i'm organizing a support group for people who aren't being paid what they're worth."你的報(bào)酬低于你的應(yīng)得,我得采...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 讓人歡喜讓人憂(yōu)的消息--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 父親為兒子的遺傳病買(mǎi)單--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- doctor: ′i can do nothing for your complaint. it is hereditary.′醫(yī)生：對(duì)你的抱怨我無(wú)能為力。那是遺傳病。patient: ′then send the bill to my father, please.′病人：那請(qǐng)你把賬...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 招聘智能人--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "We're looking for someone who's capable of seeing the big picture."我們招募能看清這幅圖片的人。 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà) 英文笑話(huà) 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 黑客破解密碼--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "For security purposes,the information should make no sense at all to spies and hackers.We'll bring in someone later to figure out what you meant."出于安全的目的,這些信息應(yīng)該對(duì)黑客和間諜沒(méi)有...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 一杯白蘭地所起的作用--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- on a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. a small crowd immediately gathers around him.在一個(gè)炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀(jì)的男子昏倒在街頭。一群人立刻圍了上去。"give the poor ma...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 病人對(duì)醫(yī)生的反問(wèn)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- doctor: how many ears and eyes does a cat have?醫(yī)生：一只貓有幾個(gè)耳朵和眼睛？patient: two of each.病人：都是兩個(gè)。doctor: and how many legs does it have?醫(yī)生：那么它有幾條腿呢？patient: say, doctor, ha...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 尋找良師益友--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "I'm looking for a mentor who will show me how to get rich without boring me with a lot of advice."我想找一個(gè)良師益友,他能告訴我怎樣變富而不會(huì)用絮叨的建議煩我. 更多 英語(yǔ)...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 出色的保護(hù)電腦安全技術(shù)--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping our computer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plug it in."是的,在保護(hù)電腦安全方面你做的非常出色, 但是遲早你必須插上插頭....
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 隨機(jī)應(yīng)變的說(shuō)謊者--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- stranger: catch any fish?陌生人：釣到魚(yú)了嗎？fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.釣魚(yú)者：我是誰(shuí)？一早晨我就在這條小溪釣到了40多條魚(yú)呢。stranger: know who i am? i'm the game...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 能識(shí)樂(lè)譜的聰明小狗--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
- a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一個(gè)小男孩在練習(xí)小提琴，他的父親在讀報(bào)紙。隨著小男孩的琴聲，家里養(yǎng)...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 做好安全保密工作--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫(huà)
- "If you were concerned about identity theft,you shouldn't have left your private information lying around where I could find it!"如果你擔(dān)心你的帳號(hào)被盜，你就不該把你的個(gè)人信息放在我能找到的地方...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)_英文笑話(huà)_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
