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- 吸煙的壞處和不吸煙的壞處--雙語幽默漫畫
- "smoking may kill us.on the other hand,the non-smokers are inside working themselves to death!"吸煙會殺了我們，但是不吸煙者會工作累死。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不會死機(jī)的備份工具--雙語幽默漫畫
- "We back up our data on sticky notes because sticky notes never crash."我們用即時(shí)貼來備份數(shù)據(jù)，因?yàn)榧磿r(shí)貼從來不死機(jī)。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不老練的店員--雙語幽默笑話
- a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一個胖女人走進(jìn)服裝店?！拔蚁肟匆患m合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。"so would i," said the t...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 善解人意的馬--雙語幽默笑話
- there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾馳，飛奔） five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back....
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- 承受范圍之內(nèi)--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can tolerate the sound of a human voice again."請留言，在我能忍受人聲的時(shí)候我會給你回電。 更多 英語笑話 英語小...
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- 預(yù)防電腦各種病毒的綜合程序--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I've installed a comprehensive program that will protect our computer against viruses,trojan horses,worms,cooties,hissy fits,conniptions,and the heebie-jeebies."我已經(jīng)安裝了一個綜合程序來保...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 聽話的病人--雙語幽默笑話
- brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?布朗：看到你身體這樣不好真讓人難過。你去看醫(yī)生了嗎？jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.杰克：看過了，我現(xiàn)在一天洗三次澡。brown: wh...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所扮演的角色--雙語幽默笑話
- proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"學(xué)監(jiān)（非常生氣）：“現(xiàn)...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運(yùn)的大黑貓--雙語幽默笑話
- "father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."吉米跑進(jìn)客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳里有一只大黑貓！”"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 起訴侵害商標(biāo)權(quán)的違法行為--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I'd sue them all for trademark infringement if I were you,Blog!"如果我是你的話，我將起訴他們侵害商標(biāo)權(quán)。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請...
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- 讓事情保持絕對一致--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I need you to find a radically innovative new way to keep everything exactly the same."我需要找一個全新的辦法讓所有的事情保持絕對一致。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑...
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- 擁有百分之百的把握借東西--雙語幽默笑話
- mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機(jī)嗎？mr.smith: yes.史密斯先生：是的。mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 未使用的政治家的大腦--雙語幽默笑話
- the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.一個外科醫(yī)生正要作一個腦移植手術(shù)。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psyc...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 對衣服樣式很挑剔的妻子--雙語幽默笑話
- judge: i don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.法官：我真不明白你為什么連續(xù)三天夜里闖入同一家商店呢？prisoner: well, your honor, i picked out a dress for my wif...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 少兒簡歷--雙語幽默漫畫
- "education:potty training.work experience:picking up toys.hobbies:thumb sucking.you know,maybe it's too soon to write your resume."教育：上廁所訓(xùn)練。工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)：揀玩具。習(xí)慣：吮拇指。你知道，這些很快就...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 理解上的偏差--雙語幽默漫畫
- e others for my mistakes.i blame the same people every time!"我從來不因?yàn)槲业腻e誤責(zé)怪其他人，我每次總是責(zé)怪同一個人。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默詼諧的禿頭老人--雙語幽默笑話
- one day, he went out hunting with some friends. a strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. when his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.有一天，...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 粗心的理發(fā)師--雙語幽默笑話
- barber: were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?理發(fā)員：你進(jìn)來時(shí)是不是系著紅圍巾？customer: no. 顧客：沒有呀。barber: oh, then i must have cut your throat.理發(fā)員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 高估自己能力的人--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Nine out of 10 people disagree with my idea,which sends a very clear message--nine out of 10 people are idiots!"十個人中有九個都不同意我的意見，這表明十個人中的九個都是白癡。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 獎勵政策的實(shí)行--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Every job,no matter how small,is important.To reinforce this point,I'm awarding Employee Of The Month to my belt."每項(xiàng)工作,無論大小都非常重要. 為了強(qiáng)調(diào)這一點(diǎn),我將獎勵每月最佳員工。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 102. I Understand Him
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 101.A Gentle Reminder
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35t...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 103.An Exact Number
- a tourist was visiting new mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "how old are these bones?" the tourist...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 104. Violin Lessons
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 105. Which Month Did He Go Away
- When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod....
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
