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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(11)：你認為你有問題嗎？(雙語)
- Unit 11 And you Think You’ve Got Problems 你認為你有問題嗎？“Boy, have I got problems!” the man said to the psychiatrist.
“乖乖，我真的有毛病了！”一位老兄對精神病醫生說道。“Go ahead and...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(10)：結局好的就是好(雙語)
- unit 10 all’s well that ends well 結局好的就是好three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三個重聽很嚴重的朋友在街角碰面。“windy today, isn’t it?” said the first.
“今天...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(13)：聽起來還算公平(雙語)
- Unit 13 Sounds Fair 聽起來還算公平A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。“Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric...
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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(12)：我的牙齒好痛喔！(雙語)
- Unit 12 Now That Hurts! 我的牙齒好痛喔！The world’s cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed.
一個非常吝嗇的守財奴終于去牙科看牙齒。“Well, sir,” said the dentist...
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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(17)：小孩子實在了不起！(雙語)
- Unit 17 Aren’t Kids Wonderful? 小孩子實在了不起！Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
媽媽和小強尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。Little Johnny was full of questions, as usu...
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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(16)：學習共同分享(雙語)
- Unit 16 Learning to Share 學習共同分享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.
強尼把塊派一分為二，把大的留給自...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(15)：不要被逮著了！(雙語)
- Unit 15 Don’t Get Caught! 不要被逮著了！Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisherman and asked whether he’d had any luck.
在森林保護區內，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(14)：你能不能快一點？(雙語)
- Unit 14 Could You Hurry It up a Little? 你能不能快一點？A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一對夫婦正在清理閣樓，這時先生發現一張過期很久的...
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- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(18)：哲學課一則(雙語)
- Unit 18 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲學課一則Why worry?
何必憂慮呢？Really, you have only two things to worry about—either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有兩件事要擔心，你不是會生病就是...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之可以說給媽媽聽的笑話(19)：哇！那個真是大得嚇人(雙語)
- Unit 19 Wow! That’s a Big one! 哇！那個真是大得嚇人One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in front of...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(1)：不費吹灰之力(雙語)
- Unit 1 No Sweat! 不費吹灰之力There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid-back budget traveller.
一架正飛越...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(2)：不要瞎混！(雙語)
- Unit 2 No Fooling! 不要瞎混！“Please be gentle with me , darling,” said the bride on her wedding night, “I’m a virgin.”
“請對我溫柔一些，親愛的！”新婚之夜新娘對新郎說道“。我是個處女。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(3)：專注于工作(雙語)
- Unit 3 Getting into His Work 專注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.
一位...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(4)：你能不能多支持我一點？(雙語)
- Unit 4 Can’t You Be a Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一點？The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically, “Hey, Mom, I just won the election!”...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(5)：完美解決之道(雙語)
- unit 5 the perfect solution 完美解決之道president shrub was flying over the u.s. with his staff. suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: “you know, i think i’ll just throw a fifty-dol...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(6)：臨時改變主意(雙語)
- Unit 6 Change of Plan 臨時改變主意Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army.
法蘭克和佛烈德兩人同一天收到召集令，兩人都不想去服兵役。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(7)：把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去(雙語)
- unit 7 and stuff the cuffs in your boots 把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去the untried general faced battle the next day , and was more than a little frightened. seeking inspiration, he looked into the...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(8)：頭腦要保持冷靜！(雙語)
- Unit 8 Keep Your Head! 頭腦要保持冷靜！A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.
有一個年輕人在一家雜貨店的農產部門...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(9)：還是家里好(雙語)
- Unit 9 Home, Sweet Home 還是家里好A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
一位外科醫生剛從非洲狩獵回來。“How did it go?” asked his colleagues.
“這次打獵順利嗎？”同僚問道。“Oh, it was v...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(10)：你真是有問題了！(雙語)
- Unit 10 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有問題了！A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄對醫生說明他上廁所有困難。“Do you urinate in the morning?”...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之高尚職業笑話(11）：爬得越高，跌得越重(雙語)
- Unit 11 The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall 爬得越高，跌得越重The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(1)：誰在放屁？(雙語)
- Unit 1 O.K. ,Who Cut the Cheese? 誰在放屁？A young man was visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting it...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(2)：至少你有所選擇(雙語)
- Unit 2 At Least You Get a Choice 至少你有所選擇A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.
一名罪人去世后，剛下地獄就被帶往各處走走。“I’ll tell you how it...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(3)：設身處地替人想一想(雙語)
- Unit 3 Put Yourself in My place 設身處地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse. Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom.
某一農場上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。老爸...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之不帶顏色的通俗笑話(4)：先享受，后付款(雙語)
- Unit 4 Play Now, Pay Later 先享受，后付款Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional girl who lef...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
