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- 女兒的作品日落-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- sunset日落father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學(xué)過畫畫。friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 視力訓(xùn)練有新招-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- visual training 視力訓(xùn)練 the squad（班，小隊） were having "visual training". one smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. t...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 通過外表的改變來區(qū)別差異性--雙語幽默漫畫
- "If I change my hair,lip,and eye color more often,could I get a raise for expanding our diversity?"如果我把我的頭發(fā)、嘴唇和眼睛的顏色變得更勤些，我能提升我們之間的差異性么？...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 隱形的眼鏡--雙語幽默漫畫
- "The secret for keeping my bright-eyed enthusiasm after 20 years at the same job? LED contact lenses!" 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 送給爸爸的生日禮物-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- I'd rather buy a gift 我寧愿買一件禮物 While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, ho...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 絕妙的交際技巧-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- excellent skills 絕妙的技巧after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husba...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 多樣化的員工--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I'm made from the body parts of 20 different men and women of various ages,races,and ethnicity.If it's diversity you want,I'm your guy!"
我是由20個不同年齡、民族和種族的男女組成的，如果你需要...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 理想當(dāng)中的新公司--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Some of our people are insisting that we give birth to our new enterprise in a tub of warm soothing water with new age music and a vegan midwife."我們中的一些人堅持說，我們的新公司需要在有安慰...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫(yī)生向母親索吻-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- senior class年長者階層 during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 用書來償還生命-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- a life for a life以“命”抵命 the english author, richard savage, was once living inlondon in great poverty. in order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 媽媽的工作--雙語幽默漫畫
- e coolest job in the world.she's a director of human racehorses!"我媽媽的工作是世界上最酷的，她是人力賽馬的指導(dǎo)！ 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 剪掉閑暇時間的頭發(fā)-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- i'm not having it all cut off 沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊 miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their h...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 了解事實的真相--雙語幽默漫畫
- "the truth shall set you free...especially when you're talking to your boss!"事實真相將讓你獲得自由，特別是當(dāng)你和你老板交談的時候。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 保持良好的工作作風(fēng)--雙語幽默漫畫
- "On the other hand,you need to know when to let go of a bad idea!"（墻上的標(biāo)語）堅韌不拔！不屈不撓！剛韌果敢！
---另一方面，你需要知道在恰當(dāng)?shù)臅r候放棄壞的想法。
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2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 病人為什么大喊-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- why is he howling.他為什么喊dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 超速行駛的原因-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- excuse for speeding 趕緊到達(dá)那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。"why on earth were you driving so fast?...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 水的化學(xué)式的書寫-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- the formula for water水的分子式teacher: what the chemical formula for water is the?老師：水的分子式是什么？blonde: hijklmno!!花瓶：hijklmno！！teacher: what are you talking about?老師：你在說什么？blonde:...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 又實用又便宜的禮物-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- something really cheap真正便宜的東西 after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回來后，提姆覺得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點什么禮物回去?！癶ow about s...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 浪費(fèi)時間節(jié)約糧食-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- waste or save浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時間嗎？jack: yes, dad. b...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 婚姻的投資-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- the cost of marriage 婚姻的成本a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢？”and the father replied, "i don't kn...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大膽的許愿所造成的后果-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- be careful with what you wish for慎重許愿a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 汽車震動的另一個好處-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- the advantage of noise噪音的優(yōu)點 wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 送給新人的結(jié)婚禮物-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- the nice wedding gift漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物 we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 始終如一的一句話-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- how much is it?多少錢？it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰是第一個男人-英漢英漢雙語笑話
- who was the first man誰是第一個男人a teacher said to her class：有個老師問班上的學(xué)生：“who was the first man?”“誰是第一個男人？”“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．“喬治·...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
