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- 撿繩子撿出大麻煩--雙語幽默笑話
- the man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. the new comer answered: "i am out of luck, i think. a few days ago i was walking in the street when i saw a piece of dirty rope....
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 胖男人和瘦男人，誰更禮貌--雙語幽默笑話
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fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to l...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我有一個如此完美的兒子--雙語幽默笑話
- A: I have the perfect son.A:我有一個完美的兒子。B:Does he smoke?B:他抽煙嗎？A:No, he doesn't.A: 不，不抽。B:Does he drink whiskey?B:他喝威士忌嗎？A:No, he doesn't.A:不，他不喝。B:Does he ever come ho...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 隨時與老板保持聯系--雙語幽默漫畫
- "i would like you to be more self-reliant,show more initiative,and take greater personal responsibility--but check with me first!"我希望你能更獨立,更有闖勁,更有責任感,----但是,凡事必須首先和...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 窮人攀認親戚--雙語幽默笑話
- a poor man, presenting himself before the king of spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.一個窮漢去見西班牙國王，說自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周濟。thinking desiring to know h...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 委婉的提醒--雙語幽默笑話
- having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hint...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 對作品另外一種形式的肯定--雙語幽默笑話
- "did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"“你的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎？”"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵，”他回答說，“有人偷走了一...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 保護網絡防止病毒侵害--雙語幽默漫畫
- "to protect our network against computer viruses,our it department has issued a ban on any use of e-mail attachments.for further details,please refer to the agttached document."為了保護我們的...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 解救灰姑娘的辦法--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Cinderella,I'm going to rescue you by turning that pumpkin into a coach--a success coach!"灰姑娘，我將用把這個南瓜變成一個教練的辦法來解救你。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最聽話的爸爸--雙語幽默笑話
- a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient（順從的） , never talks back to mother and...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 愛占小便宜不愧為吝嗇鬼的本色--雙語幽默笑話
- the notorious（聲名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your f...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 隧道之旅--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I was floating in a tunnel toward a very bright light and then a voice told me I had to go back and finish listening to the presentation."我正在一個隧道中朝著光明漂流，這時，一個聲音傳來，告訴我應...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 成功是件很容易的事--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I just got promoted again.It's easy to succeed if everyone likes you!"我又升遷了。如果每個人都跟你一樣，那么成功很容易啊！ 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事...
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- 使障礙成為一種機會--雙語幽默漫畫
- "If you know how to turn obstacles into opportunity,why do I have to move my toys off the stairway?"既然你知道怎樣把障礙變成機會，何必讓我把我的玩具從樓梯口移開呢？ 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 客觀條件局限美好的心愿--雙語幽默笑話
- one day a boy came to his teacher and said: teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig.一天有個男孩去對他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。i certainly do, said the teacher, and...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 相互吹捧相互忽悠--雙語幽默笑話
- one night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。two men stood outside and looked...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為愛殉情--雙語幽默笑話
- if you refuse to marry me, he swore, i shall die.如果你不答應嫁給我，他發誓，我就要去死。she refused him.她拒絕了他。sixty years later, he died.六十年后，他死了。
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2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 打破常規通向成功--雙語幽默漫畫
- I'm always looking for ways to break the rules and do things differently.That's the key to my success!我常常設法打破規則，行事與眾不同，這就是我的成功之道。 更多 英語笑話 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大范圍的商務咨詢--雙語幽默漫畫
- Business advice from someone who's still young enough to think anything is possible$25.為那些仍認為一切皆有可能者提供商務咨詢，25美金。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三位有名的外科醫生--雙語幽默笑話
- three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹噓，炫耀） their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist（小提琴家） ." "that's nothing," said...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大腦袋孩子--雙語幽默笑話
- "all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"don't listen to them," his mo...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 瞎子的判斷--雙語幽默笑話
- Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the oth...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 學哪個專業更適合--雙語幽默漫畫
- "You should major in Business,but minor in Zoology.You need to learn about the bears and bulls,but also the weasels,snakes,and jackasses!"你應該學商務專業，而不是動物學專業。你需要研究熊和牛，鼬...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 員工與老板之間的關系問題--雙語幽默漫畫
- "my staff told me i'm overbearing,abusive,and short-tempered.i feel bad about that because they left out disrespectful,impatient and dismissive!"我的員工說我傲慢、無禮、愛發脾氣。我感覺很糟糕...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 到底誰更滿足--雙語幽默笑話
- a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足？為什么？the person with six children of course. because the o...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
