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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：What can men do to get free drink 免費飲料
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：What can men do to get free drink 免費飲料Ronnie and Steve didn't get the same kind of attention and free drinks from the stunt as the girls did.Ronnie和Steve接吻，卻沒能像女女...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選18：Writing A Composition寫作文（英漢雙語笑話）
- 18.Writing A Composition18.寫作文One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.一天，在作文課上，老師給同學們布...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選19：An Abstract Drawing幅抽象畫（英漢雙語笑話）
- 19. An Abstract Drawing19.一幅抽象畫One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.一天美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。After a while, a small boy turned his drawing...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 成功的銷售主管退休后的生活--雙語幽默漫畫
- "This looks good--a successful executive is retiring and she's selling her ego,greed,and ambition on eBay!"這看起來不錯--一個成功的主管退休了，她正在eBay上銷售她的自尊、貪婪和野心。...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 標點符號引起的誤解--雙語幽默笑話
- after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for $50.無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。inadver...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 出生的地方--雙語幽默笑話
- visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?游客：住在這樣一個地方是不是有益于健康？local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.鄉下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時，我既不...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 遇到第九顆葡萄的命運--雙語幽默笑話
- three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. the cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.三個在森林迷路的人被食人族抓住了。食人族首領對...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 用獎勵品來調動員工的積極性--雙語幽默漫畫
- "I need something to motivate our employees.Should I order the Warren Buffett Pez dispensers or the Donald Trump comb and brush kits?"我需要采取些辦法激勵我的員工,到底是定購一些巴非特的玩偶糖...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 電腦升級所注意的事項--雙語幽默漫畫
- "MEMO:All rules and consequences regarding office behavior,attitude,language,and violence shall be temporarily suspended while we upgrade to new computers and software."備忘：當我們電腦升級時，所...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 修改口令--雙語幽默漫畫
- "While I was thinking outside of the box,someone changed the password and now I can't get back in!"我正在箱子之外思考問題時，有人修改了我的口令，現在我不能進入了。 更多 英語...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫生給誤喝汽油的病人的建議--雙語幽默笑話
- a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yest...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個記者的最新報道--雙語幽默笑話
- while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發現了他們并向他們沖過來，兩個...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 壓力所帶來的人性的改變--雙語幽默漫畫
- "it could be the full moon that turns you into a werewolf or it might just be a stress management issue."也許是圓月，也許是一份壓力管理文件能使你變成一個兇殘的人。 更多 英...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 服務態度好的客服中心--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Thank you for calling Customer Service.This call may be recorded,so please feel free to sing along with our on-hold music."感謝客服中心。本次通話可能會被錄音，因此您可以隨著我們的等待音樂隨意...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 相互模仿--雙語幽默笑話
- mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.在特里鎮，馬克.吐溫有一次去一位鄰居那兒借本書。"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.“我可以向您借本書...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 吝嗇的軍需官--雙語幽默笑話
- "no," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破?！?quot;not worn out,"...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 發財的秘密和經驗--雙語幽默笑話
- how did you make your fortune?你是怎么發財的？i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。how did that help?那有什么用？now...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么沒了皺紋--雙語幽默漫畫
- "No,I'm not using Botox.I'm just constantly amazed at what goes on in this office!"不,我沒有用除皺藥,我只是對發生在這間辦公室的事情一直感到驚奇. 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 偉大所扮演的角色--雙語幽默漫畫
- "Some men are born great,some achieve greatness,and some have greatness thrust upon them by a good public relations firm."有些人生來偉大,有些人獲得偉大,有些人被一些公共關系很好的公司相信是偉...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 取得顯著的進步--雙語幽默漫畫
- "we've made significant improvements since you bought your last computer.we switched from beige plastic to dark gray."自從你買了最后一臺電腦,我們取得了顯著的進步,我們把米色塑料換成深灰色的了...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 到底誰的正確率高--雙語幽默笑話
- one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 牙醫的偉大之處--雙語幽默笑話
- while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded（譴責，責難） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 莫名其妙的事情--雙語幽默漫畫
- "She was on vacation for three weeks,but burned up on re-entry."她已經休假3個月了,但重新返回時被燒掉了。 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文笑話 英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 參加退休后的時間管理研修班--雙語幽默漫畫
- "yes,i have room in my schedule to attend a time management seminar...the day after i retire!"對,我有時間參加時間管理研修班.......在我退休后!" 更多 英語笑話 英語小笑話...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一封推薦信--雙語幽默笑話
- when peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "since i've been with the firm for so long," he said, "i think i deserve at least a letter of recommen...
2018-10-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
