趣味圖片英語笑話:kangaroo 袋鼠(雙語)
they sure like jumping around ...
他們當然喜歡跳來跳去……
why bother?
何必多此一舉?
for once i'd like to see a kangaroo that just stood still ...
這一次我想看袋鼠,只是站著不動…
some people aren't good at getting the most out of life
有些人不善于充分享受生活
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