英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.5
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
有位妻子嫉妒心非常強，以至于有一次，他的丈夫在夜里回來，她在查找了他的夾克沒有發現頭發之后，便沖著她的丈夫吼道：“好啊，你欺騙我，你現在竟然和一個禿頂的女人在一起。”
第二天晚上，當她沒有聞到任何香水味后，便又向丈夫吼道：“她不僅禿頭，而且還非常窮，買不起任何香水。”
練習：
哈哈，來形容下這個妻子吧？
答案：
神經質。。
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