The Ox and the Dog 英漢雙語笑話
An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.
One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…”
“Me? How about me ?” the ox says
“You can only plough or draw a cart,” the dog slightly says.
“Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t plough, what do you guard?”
一頭牛和一只狗同時為一個農(nóng)夫工作。
一天，狗驕傲地說著；‘我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧場看護(hù)家群，晚上我看家。而你呢…..?”
“我？我怎么啦？“ 牛反問。
“你只會犁地或是拉扯。”狗不懈地說。
“是的。你說得沒有錯，”牛回答道。“但是如果沒有我犁地，你看護(hù)什么呢？”
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