英語笑話笑死人不償命27:好運跟著保險來（雙語)
Talk about Luck
好運跟著保險來
"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman
“這是最后一次了，我不要買任何保險！”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。
"Just a moment, sir. Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself.
“等一會兒，先生，請您仔細考慮一下：上個月有一位先生長得跟你很像，他剛買了一份保險，
The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.
隔天他家就著火，房子內部全都被燒毀，
To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"
為了保住性命，他從樓上窗戶跳下來，恰巧落在他的汽車上，穿過車頂，他摔斷了兩條腿和一只手臂。”
“喔！他就是你所說的幸運人士中的一個，不是嗎？”
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/8624.html
相關文章
-
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。 Two men stood outside and lo...
2018-12-07 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Tattoo 紋身（中英雙語）
78.Tattoo78.紋身A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to h...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:10 husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night， she told her new husband， "Please be gentle； I'm still a virgin." "What？" said the puzzled groom. "Ho...
2018-12-26 英語笑話 -
男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列6）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。 We guys always...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
那不是您的房間它是電梯
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window an...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Are you painting? 是你在畫嗎?（雙語）
Are you painting? We don't want to see that out here ...Do it in a cave!是你在畫嗎?我們不想在這里看到…在山洞里畫畫! 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
Marriage Joke(65)
Q.Whats wrong when your wife nags at you in the front room？ A.You made her chain too long.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【38】Pears and Plume
I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's the difference?" I asked. "We...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
Idiots Joke(62)
Looking at an optical mouse，an idiot said，“Look！They are making everything solar these days.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
2018-12-31 英語笑話
