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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Rubik cube魔方多維數(shù)據(jù)（雙語）
- This is impossible! Christ, I feel so stupid and useless!這是不可能的!基督,我感到很愚蠢和無用!Professor Rubik 5 minutes after having invented the Rubik cube魯比克教授發(fā)明了魔方多維數(shù)據(jù)集5分鐘...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Miss Mountain of Fat脂肪山小姐（雙語）
- You stay on that bike until you've lost 5 pounds! Got it, Miss Mountain of Fat?你呆在那輛自行車上,直到你失去5磅!脂肪山小姐?Though Stella's personal trainer got results, it was not an all-toge...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：我的腿好看嗎？（雙語）
- Fat broad: Would you say I had “great legs” or “l(fā)egs to die for”?胖妞:你會(huì)說我有“美腿”還是“大長腿”?Peter: Ah…both?…彼得:啊…?…都、都有吧~Fat broad: Thank yo...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：無償（雙語）
- Peter: What does “pro bono” mean?彼得:“無償”是什么意思?Curls: It means free.卷毛:意思是免費(fèi)的。Clumsy: Then why don’t lawyers just say free?笨笨:那為什么律師不說自由?Curls: They don...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇02：A dumb boy 笨小孩（中英+）
- A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.一個(gè)小男孩走進(jìn)一家...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇05：A sympathetic visitor 有同情心的訪客（中英+）
- A big burly man visited the pastor's homeand asked to see the minister's wife,a woman well known for her charitable impulses.一個(gè)高大魁梧的男人到牧師家拜訪，他要求會(huì)見...
2018-11-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹266：人盡其才(中英)
- little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.一天，一個(gè)小男孩匆匆忙忙地走進(jìn)了一家雜貨店，手里拿著一張清單。"Hello, Mr. Smith,” He said. “I want thirteen pounds of co...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹267：混合雙打(中英)
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?體育老師:孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?Nick: Yes sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.尼克:是的，老師，經(jīng)常見。昨天夜里...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹268：我自己過去(中英)
- There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.從前，有一個(gè)地主是個(gè)既不會(huì)讀也不會(huì)寫的文盲，但他卻偏要在人前裝作很有學(xué)問。One...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹269：你好，水手(中英)
- The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young, tyro naval student.一個(gè)頭發(fā)灰白的老船長在測驗(yàn)一個(gè)從海軍學(xué)校畢業(yè)的新手。"What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹274：禮物該給誰？(中英)
- A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and d...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹273：冰凍彈子(中英)
- It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbl...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹272：一張生日卡片(中英)
- Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.封面:忘記你不能改變的過去。忘記你不能預(yù)測的將來。Inside: Forget about the present, I di...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹271：醫(yī)生和管道工(中英)
- A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…在公假這天，一個(gè)醫(yī)生家的水池出了些問題。他給管道工打電話，但是卻...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹270：要叫先生(中英)
- Teacher: (to a new boy) What’s，your name, my little fellow?老師:(對一位新生說)小同學(xué)，你叫什么名字?New boy: Erbert Arris.新生:我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯。Teacher: Always say ‘sir' plea...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：What do you mean你們什么意思（雙語）
- 你們什么意思，船上已經(jīng)有兩只獵豹了！？ 好吧，我和諾亞談?wù)?amp;hellip;…What do you mean, there are already two cheetahs on board!?
你們什么意思，船上已經(jīng)有兩只獵豹了！？
Let me talk to Noah …&hell...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：trick or treat 搗亂（雙語）
- Eric and Daniella had chosen the wrong place to trick or treat
埃里克和丹妮娜選擇了錯(cuò)誤的地方去搗亂 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請繼...
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- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Spanish Inquisition西班牙宗教法庭（雙語）
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hey, you, buy a t-shirt that says:"i was tortureded by the spanish inquisition!"嗨，你，買件t恤說“西班牙宗教法庭給我刑罰了。”the spanish inquisition made its money primarily off of merchandise...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Descartes笛卡爾（雙語）
- you are here, therefore you are.你在這，因此是你。before making it big as a philosopher, descartes worked in the public sector.在笛卡爾成為大哲學(xué)家前，他在公共場所工作。 更多...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Wishes 愿望（雙語）
- ron would do anything for his daughter羅恩會(huì)為他的女兒做任何事wishes:1.unicorn 2.doll 3.blouse愿望：1.獨(dú)角獸 2.洋娃娃 3.女襯衫 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Punishment 懲罰（中英雙語）
- 77.Punishment77.懲罰When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him int...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Tattoo 紋身（中英雙語）
- 78.Tattoo78.紋身A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to h...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Share 分享（中英雙語）
- 79.Share79.分享As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after st...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Luck 幸運(yùn)?（中英雙語）
- 80.Luck80.幸運(yùn)?Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right n...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：Nazi treasure納粹分子的財(cái)富（雙語）
- hey,dude ...if you get your lady friend to rub up against my little stump,i'll tell you exactly where a nazi treasure has been buried in these woods ...嗨，哥們，如果你能讓你的女朋友接近我的小樹...
2018-11-02 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
