英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Mistaken 誤會(huì)（中英雙語）
121.Mistaken
121.誤會(huì)
When I came home from the State University of Mew York at StonyBrook sporting a fashionable，s}rper-short hair-cut，my father teased rne all the way to dinner at a local diner.”You look like a boy，”he said.”I sent a daughter away to school and I got back a son.”
我從斯多尼布魯克的紐約州立大學(xué)回家時(shí)剪的是一種時(shí)髦的超級(jí)短頭。我父親在帶我去附近餐館的路上就取笑我說:“你看起來像個(gè)男孩，我送一個(gè)女兒去上學(xué)，卻回來了一個(gè)兒子。”
By the time we were seated，Dad had let up. Then the waitress appeared. "Hi,"she said sweetly. "What may I get for you gentlemen this evening?"
當(dāng)我們就座后，爸爸倒是不說了。女服務(wù)員走了過來，“嘿，”她甜甜地打了個(gè)招呼:“今晚想吃點(diǎn)兒什么，兩位紳士?”
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