外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹114：優缺點(中英)

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"This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”

“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點是—在南面隔一個街區的地方有一家化工廠，在北面隔一個街區的地方有一家屠宰場。”

"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

“那么長處呢?”欲購房的人問道。

"The good thing about it,” said the a-gent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”

“它的好處，”代理人說道，“就是，你總能分辨風是從哪邊吹過來的。”

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