外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹114：優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)(中英)
"This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”
“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷商說，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說明我是誠實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)是—在南面隔一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有一家化工廠，在北面隔一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有一家屠宰場。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么長處呢?”欲購房的人問道。
"The good thing about it,” said the a-gent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”
“它的好處，”代理人說道，“就是，你總能分辨風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過來的。”
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