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- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇04:把顏色留下
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇04:Leave the color 把顏色留下 Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company
幾年前,人們...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇05:美女偵探
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇05 :Blonde Detectives 美女偵探 A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detect...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇06:死后重生
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇06 :Life after death死后重生"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇07:開張大吉
- 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇07:Business just started開張大吉A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一個年輕人的公司剛剛...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語01:Who is that woman?那女人是誰?
- 聽笑話學英語01:Who is that woman?那女人是誰?The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
一對新婚夫婦走進位于邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。The operator, a magnificent blonde, looke...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語02:Keys to Success成功的關鍵
- 聽笑話學英語:Keys to Success 成功的關鍵One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.
一天,父親教育兒子說:“一個人成功的關鍵就...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語03:How did you start the flood?你是怎么引起洪水的?
- 聽笑話學英語:How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的?A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
醫生在里維埃拉度假時遇到他的一位律...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語04:The Mean Man's Party吝嗇鬼餐會
- 聽笑話學英語:The Mean Man's Party 吝嗇鬼餐會The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ri...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語05:Stopover中途停留的優惠
- 聽笑話學英語:Stopover 中途停留的優惠I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.
我想去渡假,但拿不定主意到底是去鹽湖城還是去丹佛...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語06:Very stupid robbers兩個笨賊
- 聽笑話學英語:Very stupid robbers 兩個笨賊Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說:“我聽到警報響了,快跳吧!”The second o...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語08:Free advice?免費的建議?
- 聽笑話學英語:Free advice? 免費的建議?A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語09:Chicken Soup雞湯
- 聽笑話學英語:Chicken soup 雞湯Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
Joe在住院,一天午餐時間,他看...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語10:Chaude and Cold熱與冷
- 聽笑話學英語:Chaude and Cold 熱與冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語07:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸
- 聽笑話學英語:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down.
在休倫湖釣完魚后,我的一個朋友開車拖著他的船回家。路上車壞了。He d...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語11:Skinny Dipping裸泳
- 聽笑話學英語:Skinny Dipping 裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
Jimmy去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前剛好看...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語12:The Bait把誘餌扔回海里
- 聽笑話學英語:The Bait 把誘餌扔回海里A man and his wife were on a holiday.They went for a sail.
一個男人和妻子去度假。他們乘風出海Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked th...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語15:The Best Answer最佳答案
- 聽笑話學英語:The Best Answer 最佳答案A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save onepainting, which one...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語14:Moses and Jesus摩西和耶穌
- 聽笑話學英語:Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶穌A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機,他趕緊拿了。Then he hears a...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語13:I Lost我輸了
- 聽笑話學英語:I Lost 我輸了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
五點鐘,下午茶的時間,一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。“So good of you t...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語16:Do you think I'm stupid?你以為我傻啊
- 聽笑話學英語:Do you think I'm stupid? 你以為我傻啊?Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
Mike 和Bob正在屋頂上鋪設瓦片,突然一陣大...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語18:They Are directly from America它們是從美國帶來的
- 聽笑話學英語:They Are directly from America它們是從美國帶來的Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to de...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語17:Mommy is hitting the bottle媽媽在砸瓶子
- 聽笑話學英語:Mommy is hitting the bottle媽媽在砸瓶子A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to a...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語20:I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表現得象位女士
- 聽笑話學英語:I am acting like a lady我要表現得象位女士One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.
一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語21:Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife你停止打你老婆了嗎?
- 聽笑話學英語:Have you ceased beating your wife你停止打你老婆了嗎?This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.
這個故事講的是一個...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學英語22:How Long,Doctor?要多久,醫生?
- 聽笑話學英語:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,醫生?When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before s...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事