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- 看笑話學(xué)英語47:Honest?誠實嗎?
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語47:Honest?誠實嗎?Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
在動物園，我無意中聽到兩個學(xué)齡前的小男孩在聊天。"My name is Billy. W...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語48:Endearing Terms可愛的稱呼
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語48:Endearing Terms 可愛的稱呼Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Lov...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語49:Life after Death死后重生
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語49:Life after Death死后重生"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“你相信人能死后重生嗎？”老板問他的一個員工。"Yes, Sir." the new recruit repli...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語50:It Worked真的有效
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語50:It worked 真的有效Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do someth...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語51:Bad News and Good News好消息和壞消息
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語51:Bad News and Good News好消息和壞消息An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," t...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語52:Your Horse Called馬打電話來了
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語52:Your Horse Called馬打電話來了A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
一個家伙正在看報紙，他的妻子走...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語53:Five Hundred Times五百遍In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語54:I Hung Him up to Dry我把他吊起來讓他晾干
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語54: I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起來讓他晾干Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jump...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語55:No Problem沒問題
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語55:No Problem 沒問題A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
一個禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。發(fā)型師問：“有什么可以幫你嗎？”"I went for a hair t...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語56:Pink Suit Sale粉紅西裝賣出去了
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語56:Pink Suit Sale 粉紅西裝賣出去了When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said h...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語57:Blind Date相親
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語57:Blind Date相親After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。Earlier, he had secretly arra...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語58:Six or Twelve?六還是十二?
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語58:Six or Twelve?六還是十二?A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語59:When a Tiger Comes老虎來了
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語59:When a Tiger comes老虎來了Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語60:Lifetime Warranty終身保修
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語60:lifetime warranty 終身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語61:An Absent-minded Professor健忘教授
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語61:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor.
毫無疑問，我的同事、Martin神父是個有點健忘的教授。H...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語62:I'm Sure It Is Fresh我保證它很新鮮
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語62:I'm Sure It Is Fresh 我保證它很新鮮A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it.
鎮(zhèn)上開了家新餐館，我丈夫Walter和我決定去嘗嘗。As the waitress t...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語63:How Could Anyone Stoop So Low?哪有人彎腰彎那么低的呀?
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語63:How could anyone stoop so low?哪有人彎腰彎那么低的呀？Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語64:Shave Head刮頭
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語64:Shave Head刮頭Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.
前些日子，有一男的來到我的理發(fā)店，問剪一個頭要多少錢。"Eight dollars," I answered.
“八美元，”我告訴他...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語65:Speeding超速
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語65:Speeding 超速Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible.
因為旅行推銷員為了謀生需要拜訪盡量多的客戶So speeding to get from one appointment to the next i...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語66:As Soon as You Wake up,You're Fired一睡醒你就被炒魷魚了
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語66:As soon as you wake up, you're fired一睡醒你就被炒魷魚了Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep....
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語67:Big sale大減價
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語67:Big sale大減價(也沒撈到便宜)It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語68:Serious Chat嚴(yán)肅的聊天
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語68:Serious Chat嚴(yán)肅的聊天Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk.
Alice 和Monica正在促膝談心，這可是很罕見的。“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice as...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味圖片英語笑話：都說了男人不靠譜,你還不信!（雙語）
- 趣味圖片英語：都說了男人不靠譜,你還不信!都說了男人是有多不靠譜，你竟然不信，還想讓他帶孩子。你幻想的他和孩子其樂融融：別幻想了，那是別人家的！對你家的男人，注意啦：
They should never be left to take care of...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語69:Chief at Wedding警長在婚禮上
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語69:Chief at Wedding警長在婚禮上A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
在小鎮(zhèn)上，一位交警攔住了一位在主路超速行駛的司機(jī)。"But, office...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看笑話學(xué)英語70:Wedding Anniversary結(jié)婚周年紀(jì)念
- 聽笑話學(xué)英語70:Wedding Anniversary結(jié)婚周年紀(jì)念A(yù) couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50 wedding anniversary.
一對夫婦出去吃飯慶祝他們的五十周年結(jié)婚紀(jì)念。On the way home, she notices...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
