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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit25：: Heart Transplant心臟移植(雙語)
- A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.有一名男子患有心贓病，被送往醫院急診室。The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.醫生告...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢醫生(雙語)
- Silly Doctor 蠢醫生A man went to see his doctor有一名男子去看他的醫生，because he was suffering from a miserable cold.因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。His doctor prescribed some pills,他的醫生開...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit29： Hearth Transplant心臟移植(雙語)
- A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。The man finally...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit30：Three Doctors 三個醫生(雙語)
- Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥從頭上飛過。The general practitioner looks at it and says,一般家庭醫生看著他說："Looks like a du...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit31：Bank Robbery 銀行搶劫(雙語)
- Two accountants are in a bank ,當武裝捻匪突然沖進銀行的時候。when armed robbers burst in.正好有兩名會計人員在里面。While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,正當幾個搶匪向...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit32：Smaller Fish 小魚(雙語)
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Smaller Fish
小魚Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,有兩名男子在餐廳點魚。The waiter brought a dish with two fish,服務生端來裝著兩條魚的盤子，one larger than the other.其中一條魚比另...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit33：Exchange Sandwiches 交換三明治(雙語)
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Exchange Sandwiches
交換三明治Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.有兩位律師走進一家小餐廳。點了兩份飲料。Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started t...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit34： Idiot Teacher白癡老師 (雙語)
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Idiot Teacher
白癡老師If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請站起來好嗎？”。After a long s...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit35： A drunk醉漢 (雙語)
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A drunk
醉漢A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.有一位警官把一個在車道上穿進穿出，迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。He goes up to the guy's window and says "S...
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- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit36：Apprehending Criminals逮捕罪犯 (雙語)
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Apprehending Criminals
逮捕罪犯The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.洛杉磯警察局、聯邦調查局和中央...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit37：Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治 (雙語)
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Beef Sandwich
牛肉三明治A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜臺旁選了一個位置。"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.他點...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit38：Lawyer’s Advice 律師的忠告 (雙語)
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Lawyer’s Advice
律師的忠告A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.有一位醫生和一位律師...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit39：A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主義的律師 (雙語)
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A Materialistic Lawyer唯物主義的律師A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,有一位律師打開他的 BMW 座車車門，when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.當時剛好有一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：浪漫之旅（雙語）
- A: Hey, good looking, wanna go on a romatic cruise?A:親愛的，想不想來一場浪漫之旅 B:誰能幫我們預定這次巡航呢？B: Who would book us on a cruise?A:u.s.s方舟A: The U.S.S. ark...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：富有的鄰居（雙語）
- Peter: Our neighborhood was quite richPeter：我們的鄰居非常富有Thor: How rich was?Thor：怎么富有了Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies Peter：他最小的一個高爾夫球場都有球童的啊~...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit40：Butcher and Lawyer 肉商與律師 (雙語)
- Butcher and Lawyer有一只狗，跑進一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.很幸運地，肉商辨認出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。Fortunately,the butch...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit41： Lawyer's Son 律師的兒子 (雙語)
- Lawyer's Son律師的兒子The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,律師的兒子想要繼承他老爸的衣缽，so he went to law school.因此他就去讀法學院。He graduated with honors,and th...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit44：Bad Day at Work糟糕的上班日 (雙語)
- Bad Day at Work糟糕的上班日 A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.有一名男子加入一家大型跨國。公司接受訓練。On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit45：Liar,Liar 騙子，騙子 (雙語)
- Liar,Liar騙子，騙子A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案 說她的老公失蹤了。The policeman asked her for...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit42：A Smart Witness 聰明的目擊人 (雙語)
- A Smart Witness聰明的目擊人A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.有一名車禍目擊證人正在出庭作證。The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"律師問他：“你確實看見了這起車禍嗎？...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit43：Answer the Iron 接聽熨斗 (雙語)
- Answer the Iron接聽熨斗A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.有一個人走進他的辦公室，他的兩個耳朵都包扎了繃帶。The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"老板說：“你的耳朵...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精63:Saving Face顧全面子（英漢雙語笑話）
- 63.Saving Face63.顧全面子Once there was a scholar who was very poor，but was very much concerned with his reputation. One evening，a thief broke into the scholar’s house，but he could find nothing...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精64:Ways And Means方法和手段（英漢雙語笑話）
- 64. Ways And Means64.方法和手段Working at a college with a preponderance of non一English一speaking students，my sister sometimes had difficulty in communicating with th...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒匯總貼（帶翻譯）
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit1：A True Confession真實的告解(雙語)
英語幽默笑話30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽(雙語)
英語幽默笑話30秒Unit3：If only倘若(雙語)
英語幽默笑話30秒Unit4：Lazy Manager 懶惰...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit46：A Henpecked Husband怕老婆的老公 (雙語)
- A Henpecked Husband 怕老婆的老公A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治療師的建議要堅持自己的主見。"You don't have to let your wife bu...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
