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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹07：分蘋果(中英)
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大點兒，另一個小點兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說。So Harry gave t...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話81：What Time Is The Funeral?葬禮何時舉行?
- 81.What Time Is The Funeral?81.葬禮何時舉行?
一天課后，我兒子有一個重要的約會，那時他在勞倫斯的堪薩斯大學(xué)任助教。他穿上白襯衣，戴上領(lǐng)帶，套上正統(tǒng)的深色西裝。正要離開房間的...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話80：Roommates Are A Bit Strange室友都有點怪
- 80.Roommates Are A Bit Strange80.室友都有點怪There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精83.Difference.區(qū)別（英漢雙語笑話）
- 83 .Difference83.區(qū)別"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class，”observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精82.Virtue美德（英漢雙語笑話）
- 82 .Virtue82.美德Many years after receiving my graduate degree，I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded el...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精87：I’ll See To The Rest其余的事由我負責(zé)（英漢雙語笑話）
- 87.I’ll See To The Rest87.其余的事由我負責(zé)A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精86：First Flight第一次坐飛機（英漢雙語笑話）
- 86. First Flight86.第一次坐飛機Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents，so one day when a friend offered to take h...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精85.A Nail Or A FIy?釘子還是蒼蠅?（英漢雙語笑話）
- 85.A Nail Or A FIy?85.釘子還是蒼蠅?An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精84.My First And My Last第一次與最后一次（英漢雙語笑話）
- 84.My First And My Last84.第一次與最后一次When George was thirty-five，he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all...
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- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：無聊的談話對象（雙語）
- Clumsy: My uncle Bernie was a boring conversionalist笨笨：我的叔叔伯尼是個無聊的談話對象Thor: How boring was he?Thor：他無聊嗎？Clumsy: He was the only guy I ever knew that could make a story lon...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精88：Chaude And Cold熱與冷（英漢雙語笑話）
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88. Chaude And Cold88.熱與冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage，”he complained."The faucet marked C gave m...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：“胎死腹中”的信件（雙語）
- Apteryx: Have you guys got a dead letter office?幾維：你們有死信辦公室？Dookie bird: Nope, sorry.杜基鳥：不，對不起。John the Tortoise: …Our letters are mostly “dead on arrival”約翰：烏龜&hell...
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- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：奇思妙想（雙語）
- Sally: Wow！Delicious莎莉：哇！好吃Sally: What gave you the idea？莎莉：你怎么知道的？Fat broad: A herd of cows in an earthquake胖大：因為這是地震中的牛群。 更多 英語笑話、英語小...
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- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：甜甜圈的聯(lián)想（雙語）
- Son: What’s a theory, dad?兒子：什么是理論，爸爸？Dad: Peace in Israel.爸爸：就像以色列的和平。Thor: Why do you think policemen have a special thing for doughnuts?Thor：你為什么認為警察有甜甜圈是...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精89：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea士兵的高招（英漢雙語笑話）
- 89.A Soldier's Brilliant Idea89.士兵的高招Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business，and as he vvas in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying，so...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精90：New Discovery新發(fā)現(xiàn)（英漢雙語笑話）
- 90.New Discovery90.新發(fā)現(xiàn)A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building，he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed，lights flashed，and after...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精91：A Bad Impression一個壞印象（英漢雙語笑話）
- 91 .A Bad Impression91.一個壞印象Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved，but the sixth was a rude young man wh...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹09：誰發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞？(中英)
- Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.老師: 約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。Johnny: It's there , sir.約翰尼: 先生，在這兒。Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered A...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹10：“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式 (中英)
- Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?Tom: Men.湯姆:男人們。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?Tom : Twins.湯姆: 雙胞...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹11：人們什么時候說話最少？ (中英)
- Student A: When do people talk least?學(xué)生甲: 人們在什么時候說話最少?Student B: In February.學(xué)生乙: 在二月。Student A: Why?學(xué)生甲: 為什么呢?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹12：我丈夫剛進來 (中英)
- The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table，their waiter suddenly rushed over.在飯館里坐著一對夫婦，他們看上去非常高興。但...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹13：補洞 (中英)
- A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹14：健忘癥 (中英)
- An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and thinks, "Was I getting into the tub or getting out?”一個上了年紀的女人脫了衣服準備去...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹15：是誰偷的車？ (中英)
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.卡爾森被指控盜...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹16：以色列的出租車 (中英)
- An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel. As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down. Surprised a...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
