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- 抄襲Plagiarism--雙語幽默笑話
- Plagiarism
抄 襲
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his o...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 班集和笨驢Class and Ass--雙語幽默笑話
- Class and Ass班和笨驢
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞里教授今天不見...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 愛睡懶覺的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon：garfield,i worry about you.喬恩：加菲貓，我很擔心你。jon：i know you hate getting up...喬恩:我知道你討厭起床。jon:but,lynching the alarm clock?喬恩：但是，鬧鐘被處以死刑了？garfield:it had it coming....
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 加菲貓和歐迪的飲食-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:hum...garfield,it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.喬恩：加菲貓，現在是飲食時間不用工作。garfield:oh,thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you!加菲貓：哦，謝謝，謝謝，謝謝，謝謝你！garfield:...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 同樣的服務--雙語幽默笑話
- The Same Service
同樣的服務
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。
"When I was first married, I was very happ...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 勢均力敵A Fine Match--雙語幽默笑話
- A Fine Match
勢均力敵
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 孿生龍蝦Twin Lobsters--雙語幽默笑話
- Twin Lobsters
孿生龍蝦
Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu liste...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老夫妻吵架An Old Couple's Quarrel--雙語幽默笑話
- An Old Couple's Quarrel
老夫妻吵架
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 留給加菲貓的剩菜剩飯--看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:here you go,garfield.喬恩：來這兒，加菲貓。jon:leftovers.喬恩：剩飯剩菜。garfield:leftover from what?加菲貓：剩下的都是么東西啊？garfield:the spanish inquisition?加菲貓：西班牙的調查嗎？英語笑話 英語小笑話 英文...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 加菲貓調味胡蘿卜-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:i'll just put some pepper on my carrot here.加菲貓：我將在胡蘿卜里面放一些胡椒粉。jon:hey！wait a minute!喬恩：嗨，等一等。jon:that tastes like chocolate cake!喬恩：嘗起來像巧克力蛋糕。garfiel...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 百萬富翁Millionaire--雙語幽默笑話
- Millionaire
百萬富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
主管人：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?"
助 手：以前你是什么？
CEO: "a multimillionaire."...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 家規--雙語幽默笑話
- A Family Rule
家 規
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- 適合加菲貓的蘿卜蛋糕-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:ah,it says here carrots are on my diet.加菲貓：這里說胡蘿卜是我的主食。garfield:and it is a “carrot”cake.加菲貓：這是胡蘿卜蛋糕。garfield:a loophole!加菲貓：一個漏洞。...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![加菲貓用看電視的方式來節食-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small2a6a1e9dce0ca4677208fb28c842986d1540823659.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲貓用看電視的方式來節食-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:maybe watching television will take my mind off this diet.加菲貓：可能看電視將會轉移我飲食的思想。tv:and now.back to...bowling for meat loaf.電視：現在，快回來，保齡球肉餡糕。...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![加菲貓的節食計劃已經實行-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small8674d921e32e06f119d7459700b79f4e1540823660.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲貓的節食計劃已經實行-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:what...no fries？加菲貓;沒土豆條了嗎？garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.加菲貓：男孩，喬恩會懊悔的，他把我放到這里節食。garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look wh...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 原來如此That's Why--雙語幽默笑話
- That's Why
原來如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個數學問題A Problem in Arithmetic--雙語幽默笑話
- A Problem in Arithmetic
一個數學問題
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
比爾是...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一切都正常Things Have Been Okay--雙語幽默笑話
- Things Have Been Okay
一切都正常
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wron...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運的母親Lucky Mother--雙語幽默笑話
- Lucky Mother
幸運的母親
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea bef...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![獎勵加菲貓的節食計劃-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallf17f1a6c8c3a096ab17e9e50cbda52141540823646.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 獎勵加菲貓的節食計劃-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:as a reward for staying on your diet,i'm going to allow you to have some sugar with your coffee today.喬恩：作為你保持節食的獎勵，今天我將允許你在咖啡里放一些鹽。jon:let me rephrase that.喬恩...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我教老師I Taught the Teacher--雙語幽默笑話
- I Taught the Teacher
我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么？”
"Nothing, Mum," answered the s...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 效仿別人--雙語幽默笑話
- A Baby Sister
小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎？
Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had g...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![節食者加菲貓的告白-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small9ed748a1ff4c2f5ffb4bcd82b4be6a4b1540823683.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 節食者加菲貓的告白-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:garfield,i know dieting is tough for you.喬恩：加菲貓，我知道節食對你來說很艱難。jon:but,you've really sunk to the depths this time!喬恩：但是，此刻你已經真的陷進去了。garfield:hey！i'm sure i'm...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![加菲貓用火腿拌沙拉-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small37595246a43c183e51f0d189424ec8391540823635.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲貓用火腿拌沙拉-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- garfield:this salad needs something.加菲貓：這個沙拉需要點東西。garfield:i think i'll gamish it.加菲貓：我想裝飾它。garfield:with a ham!加菲貓：用火腿來裝飾吧。 英語笑話 英語...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我很高興I'm Glad--雙語幽默笑話
- I'm Glad
我很高興
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
一個主日學校的...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
