英語幽默精讀【130】Wedding or Not

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　　Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

　　Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

　　※ Notes

　　（1） bachelor n.單身漢
　　（2） court v.向求愛；追求
　　（3） boil over 沸騰而溢出（本文指全身心地投入付出）
　　（4） simmer v.（做菜時）煨（本文指見好就收）
　　（5） whim n.一時的興致；奇想
　　（6） look up探訪

　　※ Exercises

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：

　　① Uncle Frank was very wealthy but poor in health.
　　② Uncle Frank never married in his life.
　　③ He had chased many girls, but had not married any of them.
　　④ He suddenly had an idea of visiting his old girlfriends.
　　⑤ He thought if he had married any of those girls, he wouldn't have lived so long.

　　※ 譯文

要否結婚

　　弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但“從不過熱――見好就收”。一天他突發奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。

　　他回來即嘆道：“噓！謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了！”

　　※ 練習參考答案

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