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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹192：紀念日(中英)
- When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Smart or not 誰人不聰明（中英雙語）
- 21.Smart or not21.誰人不聰明A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts.He requested my assistance...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Seeing nothing 視而無睹（中英雙語）
- 22.Seeing nothing22.視而無睹One afternoon a man came into the bank where my wife，Laura，is a teller. As he stood in the doorway wiping his eye glasses with a handkerchie...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Jamie looks great 杰米健美多了（中英雙語）
- 23.Jamie looks great23.杰米健美多了Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employees, he and a colleague of his，Jamie，joine...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The least to buy 至少要買這些（中英雙語）
- 24.The least to buy24.至少要買這些My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me wit...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹194：技術支持(中英)
- A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹195：伊甸園(中英)
- Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"亞當在伊甸園里走來走去，感到十分的孤獨。上帝問亞當:“你怎么了?”Adam said, "I don&rs...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹196：看掌紋(中英)
- Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.保羅正在一條擁擠的街市上閑逛，他停下來，坐在了一個看掌紋人的桌子前。Said the mysterious old...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹197：用了一根棍子，就進了監獄(中英)
- David St. John, 37，was the victim last week of what police say was a terrible mistake.37歲的大衛·斯特·約翰，上周成了警察犯的一個大錯誤的犧牲品。The two Hayward police officers used...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹198：所謂真正的“結婚禮物”(中英)
- A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:我的一個朋友告訴我，這件事發生在她的一個朋友的身上。She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹199：我們會在九點到五點之間到達(中英)
- A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹200：亞伯拉罕.林肯現在做什么？(中英)
- Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?根據你從歷史書了解到的知識.你認為亞伯拉罕·林肯如果今天還活...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹201：你現在要干什么？(中英)
- After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.晚飯后，祖孫三代人圍坐一起聊天，四歲大的孫子坐在祖父的膝...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The art of bribery 受賄有術（中英雙語）
- 25.The art of bribery25.受賄有術A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Filling a form 填表（中英雙語）
- 26.Filling a form26.填表Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The devil and the lord 上帝與惡魔（中英雙語）
- 27.The devil and the lord27·上帝與惡魔A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also ow...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：So what 那又怎么樣（中英雙語）
- 28.So what28.那又怎么樣?"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Cooking show 烹飪節目（中英雙語）
- 29.Cooking show29.烹飪節目Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.兩個鄰居在后...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The cured 治愈的人（中英雙語）
- 30.The cured30.治愈的人"We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you complete...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Flower talk 花的語言（中英雙語）
- 31.Flower talk31·花的語言A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".一位先生走進一家生意興隆的商店。他...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Fishing in vain 沒有魚可釣（中英雙語）
- 32.Fishing in vain32.沒有魚可釣Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice fishing.After setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：More than necessary 弄巧成拙（中英雙語）
- 33.More than necessary33.弄巧成拙One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Alth...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Universal sign 國際手勢（中英雙語）
- 34.Universal sign34.國際手勢After driving up and down several lanes，I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in t...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Horse or house 賣馬還是賣房子（中英雙語）
- 35.Horse or house35.賣馬還是賣房子?My friend Janet，a real-estate agent，was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farm house with a ha...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Child’s imitation 孩子的模仿（中英雙語）
- 36.Child's imitation36.孩子的模仿The kindergarten class I teach was excited about the February assembly,where they would participate by reciting a portion of Lincoln'...
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