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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Truth 說實話（中英雙語）
- 73.Truth73.說實話One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explaine...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Hindsight 后知之明（中英雙語）
- 74.Hindsight74.后知之明Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Treat differently 分別對待（中英雙語）
- 75.Treat differently75·分別對待On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"th...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Besides the card...除卡之外……（中英雙語）
- 76.Besides the card...76.除卡之外……After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machi...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選21： Visiting A Chicken Farm參觀養雞場（英漢雙語笑話）
- 21 .Visiting A Chicken Farm21.參觀養雞場One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選20： A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球賽（英漢雙語笑話）
- 20. A Special Footbal1 Match20.特殊的足球賽Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選23： A Physics Examination一次物理考試（英漢雙語笑話）
- 23.A Physics Examination23.一次物理考試Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.在一次物理...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選22： An Entrance Examination入學考試（英漢雙語笑話）
- 22.An Entrance Examination22.入學考試In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music，the teacher asked one of the boys，"What is the most important physiological q...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選26： Essay作文（英漢雙語笑話）
- 26. Essay26.作文Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.老師給學生出了...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選25： All Expect The Music除了音樂都好（英漢雙語笑話）
- 25. All Expect The Music25.除了音樂都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選24：The New Teacher新老師（英漢雙語笑話）
- 24.The New Teacher24.新老師George comes from school on the first of September.9月1號，喬治放學回到家里。"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother....
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選27： You've Lost你輸了（英漢雙語笑話）
- 27. You've Lost27.你輸了On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother....
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選28： I'm Glad我很高興（英漢雙語笑話）
- 28.I'm Glad28.我很高興A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"學校的老師正在對學生...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選29： Alexander the Great亞歷山大大帝（英漢雙語笑話）
- 29. Alexander the Great29.亞歷山大大帝Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選30： The Right Leg右腿（英漢雙語笑話）
- 30.The Right Leg30.右腿Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?學監(非...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選31:The Name of a Poet詩人的名字（英漢雙語笑話）
- 31 .The Name of a Poet31.詩人的名字Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.我們的老師正在給我們介紹現在某些學校使用的一種新的記憶訓練系統。“It...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選33： Good intentions良好的心愿（英漢雙語笑話）
- 33.Good intentions33.良好的心愿One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”一天有個男孩去對他老師說:“老師，我爸想知...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選34： Professor Creighton克萊頓教授（英漢雙語笑話）
- 34.Professor Creighton34.克萊頓教授Creighton was going along a West end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.當克萊頓教授...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選35： Greek希臘語（英漢雙語笑話）
- 35. Greek35.希臘語Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holi...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選32： TA Lesson In Reading一節誦讀課（英漢雙語笑話）
- 32.A Lesson In Reading32.一節誦讀課I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read. There was a book used by the learners in reading called“Dialogues betwe...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選36： Excuse借口（英漢雙語笑話）
- 36. Excuse36.借口Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed.he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選37： Studying Geography學地理（英漢雙語笑話）
- 37.Studying Geography37.學地理Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography.One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha?...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選38： I Wasn’t Listening我沒有聽（英漢雙語笑話）
- 38.I Wasn’t Listening38.我沒有聽Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”媽媽問正在讀書的女兒:“親愛的，你讀的是什么書?"...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選39:A Little Attention注意一點（英漢雙語笑話）
- 39. A Little Attention39.注意一點“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”媽媽著急地對粗心的...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精選40:A School-report學校成績單（英漢雙語笑話）
- 40.A School-report40.學校成績單The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"Englis...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
