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- 英語笑話笑死人不償命33: 你能不能快一點（雙語)
- Could You Hurry It up a little ?你能不能快一點？A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.一對夫婦正在清理閣樓，這時先生發現一張過期很久的舊收據。...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：重溫懶惰肥貓（雙語）
- 1. Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat Garfield.『大家好！……我叫姜?艾伯克，是個漫畫師，這是我的貓——加菲』2. Garfield: Hi, there. I'm G...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：你為啥要我幫你？（雙語）
- A: Help!! Im drowning!A：救命呀！！我溺水了！B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!B：別擔心！照我說的做，你會沒事的！B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!B：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命40: 不要瞎混(雙語)
- No Fooling!不要瞎混！"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "“請對我溫柔一些，親愛的！”新婚之夜新娘對新郎說道。“我是個處女。”"You're a virgin?"...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命39: 不費吹灰之力(雙語)
- NO Sweat!不費吹灰之力There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.一架正飛越安第斯...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命38: 那可真是大的嚇人(雙語)
- Wow!That's a Bi g One!哇！那個真是大得嚇人One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in front of him.某一天一位...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命37: 哲學課一則 (雙語)
- A Lesson in Philosophy哲學課一則Why worry?何必憂慮呢？Really, you have only two things.to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.真的，你只有兩件事要擔心，你不是會生病就是身體健康。If you...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命43: 完美解決之道(雙語)
- The Perfect Solution完美解決之道President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.史拉伯總統和他的幕僚正搭機橫越美國上空。Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:忽然間他心中突發奇想，"...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命42: 你能不能多支持我一點(雙語)
- Can't You Be Little More Supportive?你能不能多支持我一點？The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,一位年輕的政客打電話給他母親，高興地說道："Hey, Mom, I just...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命41: 專注于工作(雙語)
- Getting into His Work專注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.一位神父非常...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：改朝換代（雙語）
- Hip replacement改朝換代。When Satchmo Armstrong sits in for Lawrence Welk.當阿姆斯特朗坐在勞倫斯．威爾克旁邊時。 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命45: 把褲腳塞在你的褲腳去(雙語)
- And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.一位未曾有過作戰經驗的將軍非常惶恐，因為第二天將有...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命44: 臨時改變主意(雙語)
- Ghange of Plan臨時改變主意Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army.法蘭克和佛烈德兩人同一天收到召集令，兩人都不想去服兵役。But Frank...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命48: 你真是有問題(雙語)
- You Do Have a Prololem你真是有問題了！A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.一位老兄對醫生說明他上廁所有困難。"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命47: 還是家里好(雙語)
- Home Sweet Home還是家里好A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.一位外科醫生剛從非洲狩獵回來。"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.“這次打獵順利嗎？，’同僚問道。"Oh , it was very disa...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命46: 頭腦要保持冷靜(雙語)
- Keep Your Head頭腦要保持冷靜！A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.有一個年輕人在一家雜貨店的農產部門工作，一天一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命49: 爬的越高跌得越重(雙語)
- The Blgger They Are the Harder They Fa爬得越跌得越重The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.一位心理醫師感到有些厭...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命50: 誰在放屁(雙語)
- Who Cut the Cheesee?誰在放屁？A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.有位年輕人第一次去拜訪女朋友的父母親。He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命51: 至少你有所選擇 (雙語)
- At Least You Get a Choice至少你有所選擇A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.一名罪人去世后，剛下地獄就被帶往各處走走。"I'll tell you how it works around her...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命52: 設身處地替人想一想(雙語)
- Put Yourself in My Place設身處地替人想一想Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,某一農場上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn老爸只瞧了茅房...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命53: 先享受后付款(雙語)
- Play Now Pay Later先享受后付款Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women,花花公子杰克喜歡到世界各地探險，和許多妓女風流，but in Hong Kong he finally enco...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：古人為什么會吃雞？（雙語）
- What do you suppose prompted the first caveman to eat a chicken?古人第一次吃雞肉的時候在想什么呢？ Someone probably told him it tasted just like lizard.也許他只是覺得那只是只蜥蜴吧~...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：神奇的記憶力（雙語）
- A:What do you have there?A:你在那做什么呢？B: A hissy!B:吵死了。A: Can you remember what you did on every hole you played?A:你能記住你每一次打的位置？B:Absolutely.B:當然。A:That’s truly am...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：一個人的幻想（雙語）
- Hen, hen---5 years! I showed them all! They said I’d go batty up here...母雞,母雞,5年!我給他們所有!他們說我這里古怪的Hi there. I am an apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers.
嗨~...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：不好意思，你資歷太高（雙語）
- A: I’d like to borrow some money to raise swine.A:我想借點錢來養豬。B: What experience have you had?B:你有什么經驗？A: I served in the senate for six years.A:我在參議院工作了6年。B:Sorry,...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
