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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精41:Prize獎(jiǎng)品（英漢雙語笑話）
- 41 .Prize41.獎(jiǎng)品Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學(xué)?；丶襾砹恕?..
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精43:Rebellious Age頂牛的年齡（英漢雙語笑話）
- 43 .Rebellious Age43.頂牛的年齡My teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he aske...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精44:Bedtime Prayer睡前禱告（英漢雙語笑話）
- 44. Bedtime Prayer44.睡前禱告Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”朱麗葉在...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精45:Drunk醉酒（英漢雙語笑話）
- 45. Drunk45.醉酒One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he ask...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精42:What Can I Say In五分鐘我能說什么（英漢雙語笑話）
- 42.What Can I Say In42.五分鐘我能說什么Five Minutes當(dāng)我們接到長途電話賬單時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)我們的女兒凱西經(jīng)常給她在外地上大學(xué)的男朋友打長達(dá)60分鐘的電話?！皬默F(xiàn)在開始，”她爸爸嚴(yán)厲...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精46:Full Marks滿分（英漢雙語笑話）
- 46. Full Marks46.滿分Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.娜塔...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精47:A Silly Rabbit愚蠢的兔子（英漢雙語笑話）
- 47.A Silly Rabbit47.愚蠢的兔子Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunn...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精48:The Sun And The Moon太陽與月亮（英漢雙語笑話）
- 48.The Sun And The Moon48.太陽與月亮Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，"Which of them is more useful?”湯姆和他的同學(xué)杰瑞正在...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精49:Only With A Different Head只是頭不一樣（英漢雙語笑話）
- 49. Only With A Different Head49.只是頭不一樣After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，"What does your new teacher look like”有...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精50:A Girl's Wish一個(gè)小姑娘的希望（英漢雙語笑話）
- 50. A Girl's Wish50. 一個(gè)小姑娘的希望On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said s...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精51:To Obey Orders服從命令（英漢雙語笑話）
- 51 .To Obey Orders51.服從命令My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instruction...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命01：向你的煩惱說再見(雙語)
- A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位猶太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列隊(duì)進(jìn)入天國之門。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to b...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精52:The Child May Stay這孩子可以待在這里（英漢雙語笑話）
- 52.The Child May Stay52.這孩子可以待在這里One afternoon while I was talking to a professor,my two-year-old daughter, Lily wandered into a nearby classroom. There was a math class in progress and，to my...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命02：黑人英語(雙語)
- The black couple already had eight children, and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.一對(duì)黑人夫婦已有八個(gè)小孩，而魯拉·梅又懷了第九...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命03：財(cái)政學(xué)的一課(雙語)
- Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. The first bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000.
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2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命04：聽到那樣真令人難過(雙語)
- A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外國游客到美國大西部游覽，碰到一個(gè)印第安人把耳朵緊貼在地上。"What are you listeni...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命05：一個(gè)真正熱愛國家的人(雙語)
- The airplane was obviously in trouble. One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, and the machine was slowly, ineluctably losing height.飛機(jī)顯然出了問題，一個(gè)引擎著火，另一個(gè)嘎嘎作響，不可避...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命06：安瓜拉瓜拉(雙語)
- A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people.一位政客抵達(dá)一處印第安人居留地向居住在該區(qū)被...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命07：干一口吧 (雙語)
- The Irish doctor said to his patient, "For the life of me,Paddy, I can’t figure out what's wrong with you. It must be drink. "愛爾蘭籍的醫(yī)生對(duì)病人說：“派迪，我怎么也想不出你有什么不對(duì)勁的...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命08： 愛護(hù)動(dòng)物 (雙語)
- The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.有個(gè)人牽了...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命09：凡事總有例外 (雙語)
- A musician had taken to heart the old saying, "Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast," and traveled to the darkest corner of Africa in an effort to prove it.一位音樂家牢記一句格言在心：...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命10：我懂了 (雙語)
- Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind, the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. Unfortunately, the gorilla is an endangered spec...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命11:古老的中國智慧 (雙語)
- Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage revealed that only the blood of a living Foo bird...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命13: 用臉去敲鐘 (雙語)
- Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral.But the first man who applied for the job was not only a hunchback, but a...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命12: 另一則寓言笑話 (雙語)
- The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were'a poor but proud people. Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass with which to build their houses, but these we...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
