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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹246：預言(中英)
- Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.鄰家的男子每次向羅賓遜家走來的時候，羅賓遜就知道他一定是又要來借什么東西了。"He won'...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹250：優質服務(中英)
- Department一store automatic answering machine:百貨公司自動答復機:"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”“如果您想定貨或者付定金請按5。”"If you are calling to register a compl...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹251：數學沒及格(中英)
- My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.我兒...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹252：提升(中英)
- Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called hom...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹253：你是哪一個？(中英)
- My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Tit for Tat 一報還一報（中英雙語）
- 65.Tit for Tat65.一報還一報An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, h...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：The runways are clear 跑道已清（中英雙語）
- 66.The runways are clear66.跑道已清An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Yo...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Dream world 夢幻世界（中英雙語）
- 67.Dream world67.夢幻世界A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone bo...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Blank eepression 直言不諱（中英雙語）
- 68.Blank eepression68.直言不諱My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and mod...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹254：新年決心書(中英)
- Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulle...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹255：基本原則(中英)
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to freshman class，he said, "Now I know...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹256：提醒(中英)
- Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we w...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹257：逼真的戲劇(中英)
- When I taught the introduction一to一theater course at North Dakota State University，I required my students to attend the university theater' s current production and write a critique, After vi...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹258：他的答案只比正確答案多二(中英)
- Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players，but they weren't always smart enough to be accepted by the college.杰克·霍金斯...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹259：拿破侖病了(中英)
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the unive...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹260：災難(中英)
- George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lea...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹261：父親的職業(中英)
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.小學老師正在問孩子們他們雙親的職業。Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”迪米站起來說:“我母親是名醫生...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Ripe old age 成熟的年齡（中英雙語）
- 69.Ripe old age69.成熟的年齡When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around bett...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Excuse 借口（中英雙語）
- 70.Excuse70.借口Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tart...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：I’ve got one more 我還多一個!（中英雙語）
- 71.I've got one more71.我還多一個!I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Advice 忠告（中英雙語）
- 72.Advice72.忠告My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.手術后，我父親的健康狀況有所下降，但他的幽默感卻依然...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹262：羅馬是什么時候建成的？(中英)
- Teacher: When was Rome built?教師:羅馬是在什么時候建成的?Tom: At night.湯姆:在夜里。Teacher: Who told you that?教師:是誰告訴你的?Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".湯姆...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹263：情書(中英)
- Jenny Cordon was a very kind and beautiful woman and before she married, many men were in love with her. Many of them wrote to her, telling her how wonderful she was, how much they loved her...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹264：過分的恭維(中英)
- When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schools where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.28歲那年，我在一所高中教一年級學生英語。這所學校允許...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹265：行人和斧子(中英)
- Two men were traveling along the same road. When one of them, picking up a hatchet, cried:有兩個人在同一條路上走，其中一個撿到了一把斧子，于是叫了起來:"See what I have found!”“瞧我發現的東西!”...
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