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- 英語笑話笑死人不償命14: 介詞問題 (雙語)
- A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University.一位哈佛大學新生正在熟悉校園環(huán)境。"Excuse me," he aske an upperclassman, "can you tell me where the library's at?"“對不起，”...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命15: 介詞問題 (雙語)
- On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out.一個陰雨、悲慘的日...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命16: 我沒有服藥 (雙語)
- A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.有位理解能力相當遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命17: 你說什么 (雙語)
- Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and a genie suddenly...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命19: 瞧瞧我的襪子(雙語)
- Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的襪子 "Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "“嘿，查理，你穿的這雙襪子真有趣，一只綠色一只紅色。” "Yeah, and I've got an...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命18: 你做的真好(雙語)
- Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin.莫伊。賴利和卷毛三個傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來。"...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命23: 城里來的傻瓜雙語)
- City Suckers城里來的傻瓜Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 兩個城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開車迷了路，Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命22: 一個早熟的小孩(雙語)
- A Precocious Child一個早熟的小孩When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,當挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷員按了一幢郊區(qū)房子的門鈴后，he was taken a back when a 10-year-old...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命21: 一位了不起的天才(雙語)
- A Remarkable Talent一位了不起的天才"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現(xiàn)在幾點鐘嗎？’一位老兄向他的朋友問道。"You're kiddin...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命20: 許個愿吧 (雙語)
- Make a Wish許個愿吧！Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會經(jīng)過一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命24: 好投入啊 （雙語)
- True Dedication好投入啊！Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.福特斯克太太越來越擔心，Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn'...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：不朽的電話號碼（雙語）
- A : I’m almost 400years old, and I fear I’m becoming immortal!A：我都快400歲了，我怕會成為不朽！B : Great! Got any good phone numbers?B：太棒了，那你肯定會有一些好的電話號碼了？A :That&rsquo...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命26:特別來賓（雙語)
- A Special Guest特別來賓A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope.一位律師發(fā)現(xiàn)他和某教宗一起到達天堂的珍珠門，Both men are allowed to enter heaven,兩個人都被允許進...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命25: 老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎（雙語)
- Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood老年是人生的第二個童年期嗎？An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.一位老人看見一個小男孩坐在路旁號啕大哭。"What's the matter, little...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命28: 多謝了（雙語)
- Thanks a Lot Sarge多謝了，班長The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops.一位班長剛完成部隊晨間檢查。"Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowa...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命27:好運跟著保險來（雙語)
- Talk about Luck好運跟著保險來"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman“這是最后一次了，我不要買任何保險！”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。"Jus...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命31: 我的牙齒好痛喔（雙語)
- Now That Hurts我的牙齒好痛喔！The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed,一個非常吝嗇的守財奴終于去牙科看牙齒。"Well, sir," said the dentist,“先生，”牙醫(yī)說道，"I...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命30: 你認為你有問題嗎（雙語)
- And You Think You've Got Problems你認為你有問題嗎？"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist.“乖乖，我真的有毛病了！”一位老兄對精神病醫(yī)生說道。"Go ahead and tell me about them...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命29: 結(jié)局好的就是好（雙語)
- All's Well That Ends Well結(jié)局好的就是好Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.三個重聽很嚴重的朋友在街角碰面。"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.“今天風好大，不是嗎?’第一...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精53:The Thinker思想者（英漢雙語笑話）
- 53.The Thinker53.思想者Two children were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker"."What do you suppose he is thinking about" said one，to which the o...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：誰會吃石頭餅？（雙語）
- A: “Rock pie”---that’s it!A:"石頭餅"，就是這個。B:Who in their right mind would eat rock pie?B：哪個頭腦清楚的人會吃石頭餅？A:Nobody.I’ve entered a pie-throwing contest.A:沒有，我只是參...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命32: 聽起來還算公平（雙語)
- Sounds Fair聽起來還算公平A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day.一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發(fā)生的事。"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.“...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命36: 小孩子實在了不起（雙語)
- Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?小孩子實在了不起！Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.媽媽和小強尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命35:: 學習共同分享（雙語)
- Learning to Share學習共同分享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.強尼把一塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話笑死人不償命34: 不要被逮到了（雙語)
- Don't Get Caught不要被逮著了！Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.在森林保護區(qū)內(nèi)，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄并問他有沒有收獲。yes...
2018-10-31 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
