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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹163：慷慨(中英)
- An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian ord...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹164：司機(jī)與比爾?克林頓(中英)
- Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instant1y. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹165：貸款(中英)
- 一個(gè)商人走進(jìn)紐約的一家銀行，要找信貸員。他說(shuō)要去歐洲出差兩個(gè)星期，想借5000美元。信貸員說(shuō)對(duì)這樣的貸款需要一些擔(dān)保。于是商人把他的勞斯萊斯汽車的鑰匙拿了出來(lái)，車就停在銀行前面的大街上。一切談妥之后，銀...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Qualification 稱職（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 1. QUALIFICATION1.稱職" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.一位人事經(jīng)理問(wèn)一位求職者:“你怎么就覺(jué)得你能勝任值夜...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：An appointment 預(yù)約（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 2. AN APPOINTMENT2.預(yù)約A man called his doctor's office for an appointment ,"I am sorry,"said the receptionist，"we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. "一位男士給...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrong Place 找錯(cuò)地方啦（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 3. WRONG PLACE!3.找錯(cuò)地方啦While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Selfish 誰(shuí)自私（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 4. SELFISH?4.誰(shuí)自私?My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，bu...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹166：會(huì)說(shuō)話的青蛙(中英)
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pock...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹167：賺錢(中英)
- A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.一個(gè)年輕人向一位老富翁請(qǐng)教如何賺錢。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹168：收考卷(中英)
- One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹169：瘋?cè)嗽?中英)
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”一天深夜，在瘋?cè)嗽豪镆粋€(gè)患者大喊:“我是拿破侖。”Another one said, "How do you know?"另一個(gè)病人說(shuō):“你是怎么知道的?”The...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Frugal 如此節(jié)儉（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 5.Frugal5.如此節(jié)儉Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.成倫考特太太非常節(jié)儉.她丈夫...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：More rare!嫩的稀奇!（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 6.More rare!6.嫩的稀奇!Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-an...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Experience 經(jīng)驗(yàn)（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 7.Experience7.經(jīng)驗(yàn)The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. "Have you had any experience with fast food?"the manager asked....
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Buy it,but don’t use it!買書(shū)，但不用!（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 8.Buy it,but don't use it!8.買書(shū)，但不用!" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： I’m used to it 我已習(xí)慣了（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 9. I'm used to it9:我已習(xí)慣了As a hair stylist in a salon，I' was giving a client a shampoo. The hose I was using to rinse his hair slipped out of my hand and sprayed h...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： A copy 復(fù)制件（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 10.A copy10.復(fù)制件I phoned my husband，Mike，at the car dealer's where he is a service manager. I wanted a copy of his house key and thought he could have one made on the...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： No charge!不必付錢!（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 11.No charge!11.不必付錢!Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： Help for two 兩全齊美（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 12.Help for two12·兩全齊美Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹170：第一次約會(huì)(中英)
- After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹171：主日課(中英)
- A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his fath...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹172：蘇珊會(huì)唱卡拉OK(中英)
- As a college student, I worked in the evenings at a shop. On slow nights, my coworker Susan often sang along with the radio while we did paperwork and restocked merchandise. One evening as th...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹174：請(qǐng)張開(kāi)嘴(中英)
- Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.醫(yī)生:”請(qǐng)張開(kāi)嘴，女士。”Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.女士:“非常感謝您，醫(yī)生。”Doctor: Why do you thank me?醫(yī)生:“為什么要感謝我呢?”Lady: Because my...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹173：守門員(中英)
- The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, s...
2018-11-01 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹175：最長(zhǎng)與最短(中英)
- A teacher asked one of his students: "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"老師問(wèn)他的一個(gè)學(xué)生:“什么最長(zhǎng)，什么最短?”The student answered immediately: "The last several minutes of a cl...
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