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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹121：換個工作(中英)
- The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Wal...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹122：一個壞印象(中英)
- Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.有...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹123：不同的聽眾(中英)
- AI Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won great success.阿爾&...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹124：好心反遭報應(中英)
- Eddie liked music very much when he was at school, but when he went to the university he decided to study medicine, instead of music. When he passed his examinations and became a doctor, he h...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹126：滑雪課(中英)
- Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners' slope at Mammoth Mountain in California. I began to pick up speed, and suddenly I realized I had forgotten how to s...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹125：它就是士兵(中英)
- As a newly commissioned infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M一16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about th...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹127：和你身高差不多(中英)
- When we were newlyweds, my husband started a new job. Every evening I would gri11 him about the women at his office，demanding to know how pretty each one was, what color her eyes were, her hai...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹128：世界上最偉大的擊劍手(中英)
- At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen，the third一place fencer took the stage. A fly was released，and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹129：你一個，我一個(中英)
- One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers ro...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹130：把我嚇個半死(中英)
- A woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and removed its top. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared.一位婦女正在沿著海灘散步，突然她看見沙灘上有個...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹131：誰最臭(中英)
- A grocer, a banker and a politician got lost in the forest. Eventually they came to a farmer's house and asked if he could put them up overnight.一個雜貨商、一個銀行家和一個政客在森林里迷了路...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹132：自己來(中英)
- An old friend from abroad, whom I was expecting to stay with me, telephoned from the airport to tell me that he had arrived. I was still at the office at the time, but I had made arrangements...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精109：Asking A Question問問題（英漢雙語笑話）
- 109.Asking A Question109.問問題During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和后...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精107：That’s Why原來如此（英漢雙語笑話）
- 107. That’s Why107.原來如此Jimmy started painting when he was three years old，and when he was five，he was already very good at it. He painted many beautif...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精108：I Don't Know Her我還不認識她呢（英漢雙語笑話）
- 108. I Don't Know Her108.我還不認識她呢A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench，passionately kissing.一對夫婦在公園里散步，發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上深情接...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹135：惡作劇(中英)
- Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:有一天晚上，我針對一個自己討厭的人所做的事情簡直是妙極了:I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of t...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹136：混亂的藥方(中英)
- This is a true story, which happened to me. For a while, I worked as a cashier at a local drugstore. Well, one afternoon, while I was working at the drug counter，a woman came in and dropped of...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹133：酒吧間里的賭博(中英)
- There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said,“Bartender, are you a betting man?” The bartender replied, "Certainly! I'm ALWAYS a betting man!” To which the man s...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹134：天堂里的教皇(中英)
- The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready.” Peter then takes the Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small b...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹137：孩子們天生就是喜劇演員(中英)
- In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one told to me many years ago by some friends about their five一year一old daughter Laura. The mother calls it "The Kevin Incid...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹138：真實的幽默(中英)
- Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Any way there was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice"...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹139：河上漂流(中英)
- A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”一個男人路過旅行社時，看到一個廣告欄上面寫著“順著墨...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹140：給丈夫最好的警告(中英)
- My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad m...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹141：實話實說(中英)
- As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.當我們的飛機在歐海爾降落時，飛機的機組人員開始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。"Welcome to Chic...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹142：逮捕(中英)
- A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor compass, and slide rule. The...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
