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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹176：一元錢(中英)
- The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"老師問(wèn)湯姆:“今天早上你為什么遲到了?”"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.“有個(gè)人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。"Oh，n...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹177：洗臉(中英)
- Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?老師:“戴維，你為什么不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來(lái)你今天一早上吃的是什么?！盌avid: What was i...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹180：胡蘿卜(中英)
- Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?患者:“你說(shuō)過(guò)吃胡蘿卜對(duì)視力有幫助，是真的嗎?”Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?
醫(yī)生:“當(dāng)然，你見(jiàn)過(guò)戴眼鏡的兔子嗎?”
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹181：牛奶新鮮嗎？(中英)
- Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.顧客:“我懷疑這里的牛奶是否新鮮?！盬aiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!
侍者:“新鮮?三個(gè)小時(shí)前它還是一堆草呢!” 更多...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹178：偉大的科學(xué)家(中英)
- Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?老師:“誰(shuí)能告訴我有關(guān)十八世紀(jì)的偉大科學(xué)家的一些事情呢?Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
學(xué)生:“老師，...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹179：太快與太慢(中英)
- A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.一個(gè)男人把車開到了每小時(shí)130英里的時(shí)速。警察把他攔了一下來(lái)。“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： Coincident 因禍得福（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 13.Coincident13·因禍得福Although my mother，a native of Japan, has lived for 55 years in the United States，she has not adapted complete1y to the cultural change....
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： Formal announcement 正式通知（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 14.Formal announcement 正式通知14·正式通知My friend，soon to be a bride，attended a church wedding where a number of babies and small children in the con-gregation...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： Creativity 創(chuàng)造力（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 15.Creativity 15.創(chuàng)造力On the first night of an adult creative-writing class，the instructor asked the students to tell the class why they were taking the course. One w...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Never agree 存有二心（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 16.Never agree 16.存有二心The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that he was embarrassed and applied for a transfer，stating as his reason:"The climat...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹184：刮臉(中英)
- Harry: My big brother shaves every day.哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮臉?！盚enry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.亨利:“那有什么，我哥哥每天刮SO次臉?！盚arry: Is he crazy?哈里:“他瘋了嗎?”Henry: N...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹183：火車與汽車(中英)
- Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?老師:“為什么火車比汽車快?”Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.學(xué)生:“因?yàn)榛疖嚨妮喿颖绕嚩??！? 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹182：玩具娃娃(中英)
- Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!鮑伯:“比利弄壞了我的玩具娃娃?！盡um: How did he do that?媽媽:“他怎么弄壞的?”Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.鮑伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他頭的時(shí)候?！?br /> ...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹185：地球的形狀(中英)
- Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry?老師:“地球是什么形狀的?亨利?！盚enry: It's round.亨利:“圓的?！盩eacher: Well，how do you know it is round?老師:“好，你是怎么知道的?”Henry:...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹188：嶄新的奔馳車(中英)
- Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, a...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹187：律師和農(nóng)場(chǎng)主(中英)
- A big一city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher cla...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹186：導(dǎo)盲犬(中英)
- A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A pa...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹189：隨你挑(中英)
- Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?"兩個(gè)從事信息技術(shù)工作的男子穿過(guò)公園，其中一個(gè)說(shuō):“你從哪里搞來(lái)了這么一輛好自行車?”The second IT guy...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Mother no’s best 母親最知情（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 17.Mother no's best17·母親最知情Conversation between mother and child:以下是毋親和孩子的對(duì)話:"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”"How...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Smooth talk 消除談話障礙（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 18.Smooth talk18.消除談話障礙We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our l...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Real criticism 點(diǎn)到痛處（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 19.Real criticism19.點(diǎn)到痛處As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting in federal district court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. T...
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- 英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Obey simon only 事得其反（中英雙語(yǔ)）
- 20.Obey simon only20.事得其反A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹190：西部的金發(fā)牛仔(中英)
- Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian'...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹191：交通運(yùn)輸工具上的工程(中英)
- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U. S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black...
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- 外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹193：逛購(gòu)物中心(中英)
- A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart...
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