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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹144：一則食物標(biāo)簽的可能性(中英)
- The label on the sauce packet that came with my bento lunch reads:在我中午吃的盒飯送的調(diào)料包上，有一個(gè)標(biāo)簽是這樣的:"For purposes fried pork，chicken and beef.”“為了目的，油炸豬肉，雞肉和牛肉。”O(jiān)bv...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精110：How To Do It怎樣做（英漢雙語笑話）
- 110.How To Do It110.怎樣做A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle，and was busily chewing gum，when the teacher espied her.一個(gè)女生坐在座位上，嘴里拼命地嚼著口香糖，腳還伸到過...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精111：Warning提醒（英漢雙語笑話）
- 111 .Warning111.提醒Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan，my husband and!decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advace，I was taken aback...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹143：不要和小孩子爭論(中英)
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.一個(gè)小女孩正在和她的老師討論關(guān)于鯨魚的事情。The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even tho...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精112：Perfect Match絕配（英漢雙語笑話）
- 112.Perfect Match112.絕配A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several pai...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精113：Lucky Mothert幸運(yùn)的母親（英漢雙語笑話）
- 113.Lucky Mother113.幸運(yùn)的母親A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening，she was...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹145：繩子還是公牛(中英)
- The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope....
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹146：哥哥與妹妹(中英)
- ack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two一year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "The...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹147：疼痛之種種(中英)
- Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.三個(gè)女人在火車上正在討論各種各樣的疼痛。The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture....
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹149：是死是活(中英)
- Genuine court transcript. . . 真實(shí)的法庭記錄……Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?問:在你解剖之前你有沒有檢查脈搏?A: No.答:沒有。Q: Did you ch...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹148：希拉里的禮物(中英)
- Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹150：縣議員(中英)
- An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation. She asked her husband, "Have you ever cheated on me? It is all over, so just tell me.”一對老夫妻坐在一起時(shí)，妻...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹151：郵箱(中英)
- A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2n...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹152：三個(gè)老年人(中英)
- Three old men were sitting around and talking.三個(gè)老年人坐在一起聊天。The 80 year一old said , "The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹153：圣誕節(jié)晚會(huì)(中英)
- John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache,cotton一mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, h...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹154：錯(cuò)誤的警告(中英)
- Years ago while attending a dinner party hosted by some friends of mine the hostess served a meal with this delicious mushroom sauce. After the meal there was a small amount left over and the...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹155：地鐵(中英)
- A Yankee fan，a Met fan, and a blond are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really lo...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹156：口信(中英)
- It is December 30 1999 11:00 P. M.，Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Boris Yeltsin appear before god.一九九九年十二月三十日晚上十一點(diǎn)，比爾·克林頓、比爾·蓋茨和鮑里斯·葉利欽出現(xiàn)在...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹157：理論與現(xiàn)實(shí)(中英)
- One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality". His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbor for...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精114：Knowledge Pills知識(shí)藥片（英漢雙語笑話）
- 114. Knowledge Pills114.知識(shí)藥片A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.在一個(gè)較為高級的人類社會(huì)中，已經(jīng)能夠l多基礎(chǔ)知識(shí)融入...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹158：早退(中英)
- These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹159：價(jià)錢(中英)
- In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I' m afraid I'm the bearer of ba...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹160：魔鏡(中英)
- One late night, a blonde was traveling when she passed a hotel and decided to stop for the night. When she entered the hotel，she rented a room for the night and on her way up, she heard some l...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹161：青銅老鼠(中英)
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed，life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculptu...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹162：金發(fā)美女和她的馬(中英)
- There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now this blonde couldn’t tell her two horses apart so she decided to ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor,...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
