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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹98:妻管嚴(中英)
- The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that a...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹99:一分之差(中英)
- Hanging in the hallway at Whites high school in Wabash, are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball ide...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹100:為何收錢(中英)
- After I was deployed to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sight seeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel. "Free,” he said....
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精105:A Problem in Arithmetic一個算術問題(英漢雙語笑話)
- 105. A Problem in Arithmetic105.一個算術問題Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy.He likes to study arithmetic,and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹101:速度限制(中英)
- The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹102:愚蠢的兔子(中英)
- Little Steve has a pet rabbit, Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor ra...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹103:兩名士兵(中英)
- Two soldiers were in camp. The first one' s name was George,and the second one' s name was Bill. George said, "Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill.” Bill said, "Yes, I have,”...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹104:羅素悖論(中英)
- The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.偉大的邏輯學家羅素曾說過用1+1=1他可以證明一切事物。So one day , some smarty一pants asked him;...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹105:很高興認識你(中英)
- During World War Two, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.第二次世...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹106:理論與實踐的區別(中英)
- A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man一a theoretical physicist一on his hands and knees under a streetlight, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹107:天國醫生(中英)
- A doctor died and went to heaven. When he got to the gates, he found that there was a long line to get in. He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and t...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹108:蘇格蘭人和售票員(中英)
- A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.一個蘇格蘭人拎著一個很大的箱子,在開往...
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- 爆笑英語幽默笑話精106:Things Have Been Okay一切正常(英漢雙語笑話)
- 106.Things Have Been Okay106.一切正常A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son,who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists,but the doc...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹109:真沒想到我已經往回跑了這么遠!(中英)
- A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the sol Biers decided that the fight...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹110:兩元錢(中英)
- Jim walked into a store, which had a sign outside: "Second一hand clothes bought and sold.” He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store, "How much will you give me f...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹111:多少錢?(中英)
- It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything an...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹112:我這是在哪兒?(中英)
- Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought," I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹113:業余愛好(中英)
- On my first day of law school at den Paul university in Chicago,our professor instructed us to write down our name, phone number and hobbies, he explained that he wanted the information so he...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹114:優缺點(中英)
- "This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹115:提醒信(中英)
- In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹116:單簧管(中英)
- When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board,and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist w...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹117:極端的自殺性爆炸者(中英)
- BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army ha...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹118:戈爾巴喬夫同志的司機(中英)
- Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to o...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹119:飯前的謝恩祈禱(中英)
- This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified,he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Chris...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹120:生意不景氣的時候(中英)
- George worked in San Francisco He was not married, and he usually had his lunch, and occasionally his dinner, in small restaurants.喬治在舊金山工作。他沒結婚,通常他都是在小餐館吃午餐,偶爾也在那...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事