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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹202：他們希望什么(中英)
- Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Amer...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹203：如果我先死了怎么辦(中英)
- A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place. . .一對已經結婚20年的夫婦正準備睡覺，然后就有了下面這段對話:She: "Honey, if I die b...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹204：一封遺囑(中英)
- one day a very sick old man calls his doctor, his lawyer, and his CPA to his deathbed:一位得了重病的老人把他的醫生、律師和會計師叫到了自己的病床前。old man: "I am giving you each an envelope...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹205：為什么選擇學醫(中英)
- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.一個醫生家...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹206：我解雇秘書的原因(中英)
- One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:一個男士在向另外一個男士解釋他為什么解雇了自己的秘書。"Two Weeks ago,” I said, "was my forty一fifth birthday and I wasn’t feel...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹207：世界標準(中英)
- In my university bookshop the other day, inquiring about the availability of a book for my research, I told the Lady behind the counter that I had all the details of the book，and asked if she...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹208：我們不能相信律師嗎？(中英)
- The justice department was trying a case against a company in New York，who had engaged the senior partner of the biggest law firm there, Alan Dean, to defend them. My father一in一law represent...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹209：家庭牧場(中英)
- Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch Unfortunately, after just afew years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹210：休息喝咖啡的時間(中英)
- A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop....
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹211：期末考試(中英)
- Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit o...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹212：金婚紀念日(中英)
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their l...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹213：訃告(中英)
- A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said,...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹214：運氣太差(中英)
- Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.莎迪的丈夫杰克已經昏迷好幾個月了，他忠實的妻子不分晝夜地...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹215：借口(中英)
- A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the need...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹216：餐館里(中英)
- A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage.”一個德州人、一個俄...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹217：休息一天(中英)
- So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:如果你要求休息一天，那就讓我們看看你一直都要求了些什么:There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Regulations 規定（中英雙語）
- 37.Regulations37.規定It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrongly dressed 穿錯了（中英雙語）
- 38.Wrongly dressed38.穿錯了I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Immaculate deception 竅門（中英雙語）
- 39.Immaculate deception39.竅門My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning. Mom, who dislikes the task，stated in a matter-of-fact way,”Oh，I'm g...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Bragging 吹牛（中英雙語）
- 40.Bragging40.吹牛Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert vi...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Not everything is perfect 并非盡善盡美!（中英雙語）
- 41.Not everything is perfect41.并非盡善盡美!"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Change places 調位（中英雙語）
- 42.Change places42.調位The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the whit...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Straight forward 直接了當（中英雙語）
- 43.Straight forward43.直接了當"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you ab...
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- 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Quick-learner 一學就會（中英雙語）
- 44.Quick-learner44.一學就會"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"“爸爸，你可以幫我做作業嗎?’’"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.““對...
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- 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹220：大學畢業生(中英)
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep o...
2018-11-01 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
